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Ask Arnold Layne!

Post by Arnold Layne » Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:05 am

Hello, from Leeds.
Here, you can ask me any questions that I will do my best to answer, if I understand them.

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Post by warrencurrymetal » Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:14 am

What color is a firetruck?
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Post by Arnold Layne » Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:23 am

warrencurrymetal wrote:What color is a firetruck?
HUH?

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:51 am

Arnold Layne wrote:
warrencurrymetal wrote:What color is a firetruck?
HUH?

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Post by mayhem-for-all » Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:19 am

For some reason I only see two posts here.
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Post by robocop656 » Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:51 pm

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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Fri Mar 11, 2011 2:49 pm

:cry: Yes! What has happened? Someone hurt or insulted?
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Post by Beast_Pete » Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:39 pm

What makes a puppy grow bigger by the time that flies so fast far, far away.
"Mikor az utolsó véred is elfolyék,
S a tested is a porba hullék,
Akkor is van még remény,
Mert a lelked továbbra is él."

- Mark Swanson -
from the book, Nick's legend
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Post by AGAG » Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:51 am

Beast_Pete wrote:What makes a puppy grow bigger by the time that flies so fast far, far away.
You are probably not inserting enough objects in its anus.

But I'm not Arnold Layne so I don't know... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Post by Arnold Layne » Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:04 am

Beast_Pete wrote:What makes a puppy grow bigger by the time that flies so fast far, far away.
Huh?

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Post by HinatAArcticA » Sat Mar 12, 2011 6:41 pm

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sat Mar 12, 2011 6:57 pm

HinatAArcticA wrote:Image
I choose A.
At least she can blow other things than air... 8)
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Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:46 pm

I would go with B, easily.
All I need is for our genitalia to match. :)
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Post by Derrick Rose » Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:17 pm

Please answer this question.

Huh?
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Post by Shurik » Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:55 am

What is your name?
Chemistry is physics without a thought
Mathematics is physics without a purpose
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Post by BBBBBBBBB » Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:42 am

Hi Arnold where are you from?
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Post by Arnold Layne » Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:44 am

Derrick Rose wrote:Please answer this question.

Huh?
Huh? Huh!

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Post by Arnold Layne » Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:44 am

BBBBBBBBB wrote:Hi Arnold where are you from?
Huh?

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Post by Arnold Layne » Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:45 am

Shurik wrote:What is your name?
That, I can answer.

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Post by browneyedgirl » Sun Mar 13, 2011 7:15 am

When is the world gonna end?

Where do babies come from?

Is there really a god?

How do ya make homemade beer?

Do ya know a good recipe for mac 'n Cheese?

What are the 7 deadly sins?

Who is gonna play john Connor in Terminator 5?

Is criminal Minds gonna get cancelled?

i have alot more, so Arnold, hold on to your beret! D
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Post by Shurik » Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:51 am

Arnold Layne wrote:
Shurik wrote:What is your name?
That, I can answer.

Arnold Layne
What is your favorite colour?
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Re: Ask Arnold Layne!

Post by Susie » Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:32 am

:) doritos?


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Post by AGAG » Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:36 am

Susie wrote:Image
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Post by Derrick Rose » Sun Mar 20, 2011 5:11 pm

Arnold Layne wrote:
Derrick Rose wrote:Please answer this question.

Huh?
Huh? Huh!

Arnold Layne
I guess, this cannot be argued.

I raise you one glass of rum good sir!
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Post by robocop656 » Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:54 pm

Who is slow and looks like shit?

Arnold Layne


Who is riding a funny joke into the sunset?

Arnold Layne


Who isn't wearing any pants?

Arnold Layne


Who is hung like a tumb tack?

Arnold Layne


Who is illegally downloading music?

Arnold Layne


Last but not least:


Who gives Yngwie Malmsteen a reach around in his 1986 Ferrari?

Arnold Layne
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Post by Karlheinz Stockhausen » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:10 am

:x I like to point out my dear, that you are making the wrong ASSumptions about Arnold.
:x He is NOTHING of what you say! :x
1 He is fast for his weight and he looks like a rose!
2 He makes only funny (now German) jokes.
3 He weares many trousers at the same time.
4 "Hung like a tumb tack" is nothing I understand. Never heard that expression! Bah!
5 He has NEVER downloaded ANYTHING, except pegs and pantalongs!
6 Sorry! He doesn't fit in a Ferrari of any year...
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Re: Ask Arnold Layne!

Post by Arnold Layne » Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:19 am

I am bumping this thread in honor of my beautiful new brother, Charlie AKA aber-aber. Who I will kill. :x

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Post by NeonVomit » Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:17 am

This thread sucks.

All of these threads suck!
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Re: Ask Arnold Layne!

Post by browneyedgirl » Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:36 am

Who is gonna play Stannis and Mel on the Game of Thrones? ???

@Susie, I stole your fruity gif---it was cute! :D
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