Sumerian's Review of "In Paradisum"

Susie · Post by **Susie** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:40 pm

Great video

Luinedhel · Post by **Luinedhel** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:01 am

Like we say in switzerland: I neither like nor dislike In Paradisum.
Though I prefer the whole Chameleon album from Helloween

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:41 am

Luinedhel wrote:Like we say in switzerland: I neither like nor dislike In Paradisum.

That's....beautiful!

robocop656 · Post by **robocop656** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:16 am

Like we say in Intercourse; I neither like nor dislike prostate massages.

AGAG · Post by **AGAG** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:04 pm

Oh, you know you love those

adrian9 · Post by **adrian9** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:02 pm

robocop656 wrote:Like we say in Intercouse; I neither like nor dislike prostate massages.

x 5000

hiro23 · Post by **hiro23** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:54 pm

eternity_strato · Post by **eternity_strato** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:42 am

In Crapadisum

Luinedhel · Post by **Luinedhel** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 4:49 am

I like sex

eternity_strato · Post by **eternity_strato** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:54 am

In Paradisum is the worst "metal" album of all time. I heard some third-division Poland bands do it thousands of times better.

TwilightEagle · Post by **TwilightEagle** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 6:19 pm

eternity_strato wrote:In Paradisum is the worst "metal" album of all time. I heard some third-division Poland bands do it thousands of times better.

Where all that hate and bitterness towards Tolkki comes? Why do you rape the Stratovarius message? Please explain these things to me.

eternity_strato · Post by **eternity_strato** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:24 pm

TwilightEagle wrote:
eternity_strato wrote:In Paradisum is the worst "metal" album of all time. I heard some third-division Poland bands do it thousands of times better.
Where all that hate and bitterness towards Tolkki comes? Why do you rape the Stratovarius message? Please explain these things to me.

No hate at all. Just what I think.

And rape stratovarius message? Are you out of your mind?

In Paradisum, to me, is complete crap. Outdated riffs, the same thing he's been doing for all his life (but saying this time it was completely new and refreshed), and boring solos. I found the Trinity solos amazing and completely opposite to what Tolkki does. (until we found out he didn't record them. Or, why recording some amazing solos only in the third album of his second band and put the same fast crappy solos in every other song in his career, focusing on his last 10 years?)

TwilightEagle · Post by **TwilightEagle** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:42 pm

And rape stratovarius message? Are you out of your mind?

I knew, that you know nothing about Stratovarius message.

hiro23 · Post by **hiro23** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:07 am

What like people who like to comment on long since dead threads?

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:07 am

hiro23 wrote:What like people who like

:crazy1:

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Mr cool Edit · Post by **Mr cool Edit** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 5:47 am

Sumerian wrote:Hi guys, I am very busy these days but decided to take few minutes and share my thoughts about latest Symfonia album "In Paradisum".

Cheers,
Sumerian

A powerful urban landscape. An ominous rainbow of clouds. Majestic angels holding glowing orbs of power up to the heavens, perhaps an offering to the very gods and goddesses that made this legendary album possible.

Even a cursory glance at the lush and vibrant cover of Symfonia's new album "In Paradisum", released on March 25, 2011 by power metal legend TIMO TOLKKI, is enough to stun the disbelievers and throw a curveball into the world of metal.

From opening minutes of this musically honest, true, and inspirational album, we feel the magic of the old Stratovarius sound is back and better than before. The lush orchestration and clever arrangements are enough to please fans of any genre, and are true anthems that, like mighty titans, will stand the test of time.

A breath of fresh air in a genre that has been stagnating since REVOLUTION RENAISSANCE mutually decided to disband in 2010, this album draws influences from classic Stratovarius songs like "Black Diamond", "Will the Sun Rise", and even draws influences from Wagner, Bach, Beethoven, Chopin, Telemann, Mozart, Mendelssohn, Liszt, Tchaikovsky, Strauss, Rachmaninoff, Paganini, Verdi, and Dvorak.

The highlight of this album, is quite creative and technical genius of Timo Tolkki's guitar playing, who proves once again that he is THE Finnish guitar virtuoso and silences all critics by taking above and beyond the legendary solo's he composed and played in REVOLUTION RENAISSANCE album "Trinity".

All eyes are on Symfonia as they prepare for a massive summer tour to take the metal world by storm and prove once and for all who are the kings of Finnish metal.

10/10

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:
By the way Tolkki also had a secret account here "Sumerian" where he posted the weirdest things!

For example look at this thread:

http://forum.stratovarius.com/ viewtopic.php?p=526639

If you search through his post history its very bizarre... Confused

I cant help. i love to timo tolkki!!!!

this mean that he is more human that you and me, i love him for this and he isnt the classic stupid man that think that why put 3 chords correctly is GOD.

Long Life to timo tolkki and his Humanity!!!!!!

I support you timo tolkki, you are human.

Chang · Post by **Chang** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:49 pm

Mr cool Edit wrote:
I support you timo tolkki, you are human.

Who you say is the hunan? You speak a SHIT of the china province? I make a work of FUCK to you!!!! If dare confront the china province say. Chang watch be.

Mr cool Edit · Post by **Mr cool Edit** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:08 am

hahahahahah chinnese pija corta!!!! no break my balls or i will kick you yellow ass

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:03 am

Susie wrote: Great video

We miss you

Rebel · Post by **Rebel** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:24 pm

I think Mr. Cool Edit is actually Timo Tolkki from the future. If we've learned anything about Tolkki, his musical talent seems to be slowly deteriorating, so I've gotta figure this is a few decades away yet

Mr cool Edit · Post by **Mr cool Edit** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:58 pm

Rebel wrote:I think Mr. Cool Edit is actually Timo Tolkki from the future. If we've learned anything about Tolkki, his musical talent seems to be slowly deteriorating, so I've gotta figure this is a few decades away yet

FUNNY!!, one critic guy that knows the music like me of medicine.

NIGGA!! for be a good critic, first you need know whats fucking is a musical note, and after you can critics, SEE the partiture and Harmonies and more stuff....

I can do your profession very well, anyway, i take a blog, i write stupid stuff and done.

I'm a critic...

STUDY, NIGGA FIRST!!!

Mr cool Edit · Post by **Mr cool Edit** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:00 am

TIMO TOLKKI!!!! united with a argentinian Wolf and togheter we will Break all this stratofunnies!!!!!!

adrian9 · Post by **adrian9** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:16 am

so an art "critic" must be a world class painter and film critics are mostly hollywood blockbusters makers...yeah thats how the world works.

Mr cool Edit · Post by **Mr cool Edit** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:24 am

adrian9 wrote:so an art "critic" must be a world class painter and film critics are mostly hollywood blockbusters makers...yeah thats how the world works.

Im tired of you, adrian9, whats fucking you want, one blues, one othea, one Requien for hugo chavez, whats fucking you want......

no i dont will lost time recording nothing for you.....

i will call to me good friend tolkki and you will discover that timo tolkki have one HUGE.............. GUITAR that you will
love....

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:00 am

You guys are funnier than the Three Stooges! You all should have your own show!

Mr cool Edit · Post by **Mr cool Edit** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:09 am

browneyedgirl wrote:

You guys are funnier than the Three Stooges! You all should have your own show!

yeahhh..... isnt a happy day this?

only we need a timo tolkki and tolkki/ontivero will start to crush stratofans hahahaha

but you are safe, i promess

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 6:10 am

browneyedgirl wrote:

You guys are funnier than the Three Stooges! You all should have your own show!

Haha I'm telling you.. Flavio is a comedy genius!

My favorite line was when he told Foerg: "silence, blonde nigga"!

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:37 pm

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:
browneyedgirl wrote:

You guys are funnier than the Three Stooges! You all should have your own show!
Haha I'm telling you.. Flavio is a comedy genius!

My favorite line was when he told Foerg: "silence, blonde nigga"!

blonde nigga?

I'm gonna have to make one of those!
I mean, with a dollmaker.

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