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[Stratowarius]

SMS from Pekka Fucking to Commander Strutt...

Now we have moved Japan 24 meter to the east and I plan to place the vexatious poet-land El Salvador in front of Venezuela. Hugo will lose his sea-view, but so what? He still haven't payed me for "HughugeHugo"anyways! What do you think? Maybe we should put Cuba closer to them at the same time?

[Stratowarius]

SMS-answer from Strutt.


HiHi. Shit shit! We made a mistake and almost collided with a fucking passangerplane over Gardemoens airport in Norway.
It was a swedish pilot on a SAS-plane a Boing 737 on their way from Frankfurt to Oslo who blew the whistle. They closed the airport for 90 minutes but we had gone. Haha!
It was shortly before 16 o'clock 24 Mars and he followed us in twenty seconds. We had to put up our invisibleshield and make a dive.
Damn Swedes! They always put their noses in things they are not supposed to...

[Stratowarius]

Mail from Pekka Fucking to Commander Strutt.


PFN: Hi Strutt! I thought you would like to hear what is boiling down here. The Feds in US have publicized a document from 1950 and all the UFO-fanatics have Christmas-eve and are in spin.
This is the document from mars 29 1950.

AN INVESTIGATOR FOR THE AIR FORCE STATED THAT THREE SO-CALLED FLYING-SAUCERS HAD BEEN RECOVERED IN NEW MEXICO, US. THEY WERE DESCRIBED AS BEING CIRCULAR IN SHAPE,WITH RAISED CANTERS, APPROXIMATELY 50 FEET IN DIAMETER. EACH ONE WAS OCCUPIED BY THREE BODIES OF HUMAN SHAPE. BUT ONLY 3 FEET TALL, DRESSED IN METALLIC CLOTH OF A VERY FINE TEXTURE.EACH BODY WAS BANDAGED IN A MANNER SIMILAR TO THE BLACKOUT SUITS, USED BY SPEEDFLYERS AND TESTPILOTS.
ACCORDING TO MR XXXXXX THE SAUCERS WERE FOUND IN NEW MEXICO DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE GOVERMENT HAD A VERY HIGHPOWERED RADAR SET-UP IN THE AREA AND IT IS BELIEVED, THE RADAR INTERFERED WITH THE CONTROLING MECHANISM OF THE SAUCERS.
NO FURTHER EVALUATION WAS ATTEMPTED BY XXXXXX CONCERNING THE ABOVE.


PFN: I just say, what on Excessa is the news here? We have always known that the Feds also made postmortem examinations of the dead bastards and that they were as astonished as we over those beings. To this day we have no idea where they came from, but we do know that they were NOT from Excessa.

Strutt: Jaja, why haven't the Eartlings told this long ago? But okey their silence have been good for us. Now they look for small metalic-dressed bigblack-eyed, strangelooking blokes and not very handsome persons like us. Hahahaha!

[Stratowarius]

SMS from Pekka to Strutt.


Hi! Now they admit that this document from 1950 is the top of an iceberg. If the US-administration really wants to come clean, they must set the record straight and disclose what really happened in Roswell New Mexico 1947. Haven't this more than 60 year old lie gone on long enough now? So up with the cards on the table, Obama!

What do you think Strutt?

[Stratowarius]

E-Mailanswer from Commander Strutt.

What I think? A lot my friend. Things are happening fast now! CIA has released a top-secret memo from November 12 1963. It is a letter written by President J.F. Kennedy, to CIA, and after some introductory talk about earlier explorations he goes on...

IT IS IMPORTANT THAT WE MAKE A CLEAR DISTINCTION BETWEEN THE KNOWNS AND THE REKNOWNS IN THE EVENT THE SOVJETS TRY TO MISTAKE OUR EXTENDED COOPERATION AS A COVER FOR INTELLIGENCE RATHERING OF THEIR DEFENCE AND SPACE PROGRAM.
WHEN THIS DATA HAVE BEEN SORTED OUT I WOULD LIKE YOU TO ARRANGE A PROGRAM OF DATA SHARING WITH NASA WHERE UNKNOWN ARE A FACTOR. THIS WILL HELP NASA MISSION DIRECTORS IN THEIR DEFENSE RESPONSIBILITIES. I WOULD LIKE AN INTERIA REPORT ON THE DATA REVIEW NO LATER THAN FEBRUARY 1 1964.
JOHN F.KENNEDY

This was written 10 days before his assassination...



Have a nice Easter Pekka...

[Hubble86]

ASSASSination! What a wonderful word!


I see A's and double SS everywhere,

I see A's so blue double-SS so red,

Bright blessed A's, dark sacred S,

And I think for myself what a wonderful word,


The signs of A's are so pretty in the sky,

And also the two S are beauties going by,

I see Asses shaking hands, saying how do you do,

And I think they are really saying I love you,

I see asses smile, I watch them grow,

They learn much more than I never know,

And I think for myself what a wonderful word...

[Hubble86]

These are the laughwrinkled twins! Bo and Ro! The laughing faces! Jäjä! My favoritefavoritefaces!

[HinatAArcticA]

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[Beast_Pete]

This poll is outdated

Not when I'm in.

[adrian9]

im not

[Stratowarius]

Don't cry over such a trifle! The poll was made long before you were Stratoborn. And you have huge Hugo and we are not crying of envy...

[Stratowarius]

This poll is outdated

Not when I'm in.

Jaja!

I hold a candle to keep the flame alive. I will never stop listening to Stratowarius...

Beast Pete Mars 31 2004 3,34 pm.

[adrian9]

Don't cry over such a trifle! The poll was made long before you were Stratoborn. And you have huge Hugo and we are not crying of envy...

ok first, hugo is not huge,..is a very small person (in an insulting way)
and second,..I only became forum active recently but I was stratoborn many years ago.

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

: I beg herewith to inform you that Arnold Layne from Leeds, England and I Karlheinz Stockhausen, Mödrath Germany, will on Saturday May 7 legalize our relation, at the Burgermeisters office in Mödrath.

Those who want to participate can apply here! All are welcome to share our happy occation, that has been within the limits of ability, since my dear Arnold has lost 163 kilogramme.

Karlheinz Stockhausen

[Hubble86]

Huh!

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

I, Karlheinz and my beloved Arnold, will thank you all for making our big day so memorable.

Thank you for the big parade, the 1000 heartshaped balloons with our names in gold and the 500 bottles of champagne, we drank on the square.

From our hearts a bigbig thank you to all the population in Mödrath...

[AAAAAAAAAA]

I, Karlheinz and my beloved Arnold, will thank you all for making our big day so memorable.

Thank you for the big parade, the 1000 heartshaped balloons with our names in gold and the 500 bottles of champagne, we drank on the square.

From our hearts a bigbig thank you to all the population in Mödrath...

Hah! What a false cover! I know how you were stood up at the wedding by Mr. Layne. He could not find a wedding gown that would fit. Haha! A hippo got the very last one.

A hippo........like me!! :rotflmao1:

Yipppe! I look great!! :jump:

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

Hi there mister Hippo-Besser-Wisser. Do you read my blogg? Or did you visit Mödrath? But, why the interest? And why are you so distrustfully watchful?

Yes, my dear Arnold had, much to be pittied, no wedding-dress. But we hired one of all the other Arnold Laynes-letter H- since he is rather fat too, but have a dress, so noone saw the difference. PFFF!

Your dress? HaHaHa! Pathetic object of ridicule!

[AAAAAAAAAA]

Very well then. It is time for me to step aside and wish you and Arnold a wonderful and happy marriage. May Priapus bless your matrimony! I will send you three stalwart hircines as a wedding gift...

One of them has a ring in its anus. If you can locate it, its yours...

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

Why? Step aside? You don't seem to be a Stepasider! At all!

Arnold and I are for free love and have nothing against a three-dimensional relation, so you are welcome here.

At the same time you could take out the ring where you put it in the stalwart hircine's anus. Please! I am German and a little excretory-disgusted...

[AAAAAAAAAA]

Uh, well, I tried and to no avail.
Anyway, do you want the three stalwart hircines, or not? Because I could probably keep the hirciscmus, and give you like...apple fritters. Or muffins, with onions. Anyway, its your call.

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

Ah! Oh! My call!

There are no muffins like your muffins,
Everything about them is appealing,
The onions, the bacons and the mealing,
Nowhere else, I get that happy feeling,
When I am stealing,
One or two...

Remember?

So what a question!!!Your muffins are from some heaven and the Hircins that are more earthbound can't be compared in the same month. So, I will gladly accept your benevolent offer.

I haven't tasted your applefritters, but Arnold tells me they are heavenly too.

So by all means. Take the Hirocins. I have Arnold...

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

Forget it!!
I wonder who he really wrote it for....


He wrote it for me!!





Hi there Schwarzen! I thought you were a purehearted Austrian yodeler, but now I have read that you are a little insignificant joker.

Is it the fluoridated water in LA that make you so lustful. Huh Arnold Schwarz!

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Oh! Such beautiful poetry! If only I had the time for this, right now.

Please wait, dearest Ö10, until my springtime stresses have subsided. I will prepare you an extra-sweet sonnet. With onions! Again!

You have my word.

And WHEN comes the squashing time, when I can feel a little buggisssshhh? And baloney-sandwishish?

Huh Vofvof!

[AAAAAAAAAA]

Oh! Such beautiful poetry! If only I had the time for this, right now.

Please wait, dearest Ö10, until my springtime stresses have subsided. I will prepare you an extra-sweet sonnet. With onions! Again!

You have my word.

And WHEN comes the squashing time, when I can feel a little buggisssshhh? And baloney-sandwishish?

Huh Vofvof!

You will be squashed soon. In the meantime, avoid voffing while AGAG lurks nearby. We have had this discussion before.

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Do I wanna be squashed by you?
Just you and nobody else but you?
Do I wanna get crushed by you-alone?
Bee Boo Bee Doo!!

Do I wanna be flattened by you?
Just you and nobody else but you?
Do I wanna be pressed by you?
And nobody else but you?
Bee Boo Bee Doo!

Could I maybe aspire?
For anything higher?
And feel some desire?
For more than your muffin-fire?
Badum Badum Bee Doodily Dum Boo!

Ba Deedily Deedily Deedily Dum

Boo Boo Bee Doo


The answer is Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Doodely
Bum Bum Bum
Doodely Deedely Dum Booo

[AAAAAAAAAA]

You, my friend are history.
And my muffin-fire shines brighter than ever. Jaja!

PS: The "Bee Boo Bee Doo"'s are a nice touch. Well done! :luv1:

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Jaja. I felt really happily tread on and I will ass soon ass, I get a minute over from my hot summer-schedule trample back.

It will be one of the most extra-sweet tramps out, you ever experienced.

You have my word

Your History-Friend...

[Stratowarius]

Fax from Crumb.

Pekka to commander Strutt!


PFN: Now Nasa is on it again and seems to have got their eyes open for coming dangers. Maybe they will make SOMETHING for all the money they gobble up.

Strutt:Jaja. What is it now?

PFN: It's about the deterioration of Earth's magnetosphere, during the sun's polarshift in 2012. Again! They say that there seems to be two large leaks in Earths magnetosphere, the region around this planet that shields it from severe solarstorms. In 2012 the Suns poles will reverse. During this time a massive solarstorm will make havoc on Earth and the protective magnetosphere may fail, so violent solar and electromagnetic radiation will come through and cause problems on satellites, mobilesystems and even poisening animals and humans. There is also a risk that the extra radiation and energy will cause changes within the Earth's core with new volcanoes formed and earthquakes all over the surface.

Strutt: This was the worst I heard in a long time. How about our invasion?

PFN. It maybe will be written in the stars as they say. Some blame us already so we have nothing to lose. We have to go on after our plannes. I will keep you informed, for sure. Take care...

Strutt: Jaja. I stay put here and you are welcome when you think it is time to evacuate. Huh!

[Nurmi]

Hello, this is Pekka Nurmi from Finland.

I google my name and found this forum.

Why do you use my name? I have nothing to do with NASA.