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Who is the nicest poster (past/present) on Stratoforum?

Mormegil (He is fabulous <3)
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3%
NeonVomit (Fine young man who keeps making interesting polls and not staring any troubles at all)
5
5%
browneyedgirl (This forum wouldn't be the same without her)
20
21%
miditek (The world IS about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims)
9
10%
Ragehead91 (Where would we get our info of Masterplan if it wasn't for him. Blabbermouth? Bleh...)
4
4%
icecab21 (Notable contributor to this forum)
3
3%
RazielSR (Notable contributor to this forum)
5
5%
Irinia (Isn't she the first Norwegian user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
2
2%
rikkertje (Isn't she the first Dutch user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
4
4%
Morgana (The Eurasian Ministry of Racial and Gender Equality, which I didn't just make up, demands that I must include at least one ethnic Russian here. Also another notable contributor)
3
3%
hiro23 (A true gentleman, who never says a bad thing about anyone)
12
13%
StratoTimo (Has never made one post while being sober. An accomplisment we can all look up to.)
15
16%
Beast_Pete (true Stratoforum-veteran)
8
9%
Babylon (true Stratoforum-veteran)
1
1%
Stealth (true Stratoforum-veteran. Also because AWESOM-O was like, one of the funniest South Park episodes ever.)
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Stratowarius
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:47 pm

:) Hallo there Pekka Nurmi! Welcome to our great Forum. I am sure you will like it here, when you get used to us!

You have a great name, Pekka, and you share it with our Pekka FUCKING Nurmi. He is as he is, with a very special character, and you two are probably not even related. He is a goatfarmer from the Russian border and allergic to sushi. And to tell you the maybe almost unbelievable truth. He is an alien from a planet called Excessa... :) :)
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Nurmi » Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:03 pm

Stratowarius wrote::) Hallo there Pekka Nurmi! Welcome to our great Forum. I am sure you will like it here, when you get used to us!

You have a great name, Pekka, and you share it with our Pekka FUCKING Nurmi. He is as he is, with a very special character, and you two are probably not even related. He is a goatfarmer from the Russian border and allergic to sushi. And to tell you the maybe almost unbelievable truth. He is an alien from a planet called Excessa... :) :)
Its not nice that you use my name, I dont work for NASA or farm any goats, can you please stop?
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:10 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry NO! Pekka Fucking is registered on Stratoforum and is here to stay. :x :x

So you have to live with this unsuual namesake. Haha!
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:18 am

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ wrote::cry: :x

Do I wanna be squashed by you?
Just you and nobody else but you?
Do I wanna get crushed by you-alone?
Bee Boo Bee Doo!!

Do I wanna be flattened by you?
Just you and nobody else but you?
Do I wanna be pressed by you?
And nobody else but you?
Bee Boo Bee Doo!

Could I maybe aspire?
For anything higher?
And feel some desire?
For more than your muffin-fire?
Badum Badum Bee Doodily Dum Boo!

Ba Deedily Deedily Deedily Dum

Boo Boo Bee Doo


The answer is Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Doodely
Bum Bum Bum
Doodely Deedely Dum Booo
Love poem for Stratowarius

That hair! That hair! I adore that hair!
That beautiful, gray, patchy hair.
There is charm in the asymmetry of your head,
And the wildlife that breeds there have nearly all fled.

That nose! That nose! I adore that nose!
That prominent, powerful, meandering nose.
There is grace in its crookedness, and the warts that you grew
And most of the time, the boogers are few.

That smile! That smile! I adore that smile!
That dizzying, intoxicating, heartwarming smile,
It is stolen from heaven- I feel like a thief
And best of all, you still have some of your teeth!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:32 am

:lol:

Thank you!

I love you too!

Butt, Butt!

Isn't there some more of the pressing, springtimestresses waiting for your attention...

Huhhuhhuh
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:26 am

The springstresses have subsided. I have emerged from the rubble, a true champion! :)
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:22 pm

:) Congratulaitions to the championship!!

But I have another agenda today. You wrote a poem to my daughter and it was a good poem, but not a what you called LOVE-poem. Nono! So I decided to give you my wise advice and rewrite it for you. This may come handy in your next girlcharmimgpoem. Jaja!


Another, more appropriate lovepoem...


Her hair, oh I adore her Wariushair,
That is so beautifully plaited,
On her head, so symmetrically created,
That Leonardo of envy would have crepated.

Her nose, her nose, I love her nose,
The sweet, the freckled, sunkissed nose,
There is a grace in having her so close,
That even when sneezeing, she is like a rose,


That smile, that smile, I adore that smile,
The dizzying, intoxicating smilysmile,
That she must have stolen from some angel, while,
Hubble tried to make me change my poetrystyle.


This my boy, would make all the difference. Believe you me...
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:03 am

Hubble86 wrote:
This my boy, would make all the difference. Believe you me...
Hmm...I believe you, only if you are willing to guarantee it.

Are you?

Willing to guarantee it, that is? :spin1:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:01 am

:) Jaja! No problem! I CAN guarantee it. Ja,ja! Don't worry! Butt, you are always welcome back, if this, for some other reasons, shouldn't work! :roll:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:41 pm

Well, now that I have your guarantee I can finally be at ease. One other thing I can guarantee, is that I will be travelling over the course of the next five days or so. Bear in mind this does NOT concern the subsidedspringstresses. It is purely for recreation. See you when I get back. :)
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Nurmi » Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:19 am

Stratowarius wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry NO! Pekka Fucking is registered on Stratoforum and is here to stay. :x :x

So you have to live with this unsuual namesake. Haha!
I did not have the full insight so i 'm not negative anymore :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:22 pm

:lol: Jaja! Good for you! :wink: I was never alarmed over your state of mind and since I understand, that you are following your namesakes adventures on Neverending, you must be positive towards him and us! :)
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Nurmi » Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:03 pm

:? I have tried to PM you but you don't answer so i ask you here. How many Nicks do you have and why? :?
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Karlheinz Stockhausen » Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:45 am

:roll: Hrmhrm! I have ass a German an unic right to not-answer silly questions. So I don't. In this case of silliness the answer is further more blowing in the wind!

I have Arnold now!
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Nurmi » Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:07 am

:roll: Excuse me! But what has a dead controversial, German composer to do with my rightful question ? :roll:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:01 pm

:lol: Your guess is as good as mine. He is German you know so he has the answers. I think!
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Nurmi » Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:28 am

:cry: i don't understand nothing! Please tell me or answer your PM's!
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Sat Jun 18, 2011 3:48 pm

:shock: :shock: Answer my PMS? How do I do that? :shock:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Nurmi » Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:56 am

:lol: You are extreme :lol:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:54 am

:lol: And what can I say to that? Butt! HUUUUUUU
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Nurmi » Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:09 am

:) :)
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:24 am

Nurmi wrote::) :)
Alright, no more softball questions. :x
Why did you rape lisa, and what have you done with her braces? Out with it, Nurmi. Or I'll whip up a tuna roll and we can do this the hard way. :pissed3:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:39 am

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:
Nurmi wrote::) :)
Alright, no more softball questions. :x
Why did you rape lisa, and what have you done with her braces? Out with it, Nurmi. Or I'll whip up a tuna roll and we can do this the hard way. :pissed3:
Now, now. Keep your cool. Since I lived with Pekka, I noticed his bird is the most precious possession, even though if we find it to be "ugly".

I suggest we take the ugly bird, and retain it until Nurmi talks once and for all! :evil:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Nurmi » Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:34 am

:roll: :roll: :x :x :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :? :?
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:22 pm

Image

I got it! I got it! And the ALIEN SPY was none the wiser. Bahahahahaha!! :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:11 pm

Even as a tasty meal the bird still looks...


ugly.
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:03 pm

NeverendingAbyss wrote:Even as a tasty meal the bird still looks...


ugly.
Would you look any better if defeathered, skinned, and baked under high heat for 15 minutes a pound? With your plump thighs thrust helplessly towards the ceiling? :roll:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Nurmi » Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:36 pm

:roll: "The alien spy was none the wiser".???????

This forum is sometimes totally incomprehensible. :roll: :roll: :oops: :oops:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Karlheinz Stockhausen » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:12 pm

:lol: Huh Nurmi, you are maybe one of my adversaries and since I am infected by the rhyming on Neverending, I like to tell you about how a German composer can experience the attacks on his art. Some piss on it you know...

Some say, I'm a twelve-tone offender,

Since I write the songs that I love,

But I like when they growe,

So I am rather abowe,

When idiots complain sophranosax makes ugly blowe...
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:22 pm

:lol: This poem just came in from our friend Pekka Fucking.


I am a dimension-descender, oooo

And I don't walk any stair, oooo

I can be here and there,

In the big atmosphere,

And in lightyears I really don't care.
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