From the snarky flounder to the nebulous halibutt, each piece of fried, garnished fish is a beautiful metaphor for humanity, nature, art, and of course, sex.
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NeverendingAbyss wrote:Ingredients
4 teaspoons chopped lemon zest
4 teaspoons chopped fresh dill
4 teaspoons chopped fresh parsley leaves
4 teaspoons chopped fresh chervil leaves
2 teaspoons cracked black pepper
4 (6-ounce) halibut fillets, skinned
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
4 teaspoons Dijon mustard
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
4 cups cleaned fresh arugula leaves
4 tablespoons olive oil
Directions
In a shallow bowl combine the lemon zest, dill, parsley, chervil, and black pepper. Season the fish with 1 1/4 teaspoons of the salt, then lightly brush 1 side of each piece with 1 teaspoon of the Dijon mustard. Firmly press the mustard-coated side of each of the halibut fillets into the lemon-herb mixture. In a skillet, preferably non-stick, heat the vegetable oil. Place fillets, coated side down, into the hot oil. Cook until the crust turns golden, 3 to 3 1/2 minutes. Flip and continue to cook until the fish flakes easily, 3 minutes.
Meanwhile, in a medium bowl toss the arugula with 2 tablespoons of the olive oil and season with the remaining 1/4 teaspoon of salt. Divide between 4 plates and place one of the fillets onto each mound of arugula. Top with Cherry Tomato Salad and finish with a drizzle of the remaining olive oil and serve immediately.
If you liked fish half as much as you claimed, you would know it has VERY little relation to precooked pork products popularized by the Hormel Foods Corporation.browneyedgirl wrote: I like herb-crusted fish as well as the next person but shouldn't this topic be in the Spam section?
They probably have that dish in Colorado.robocop656 wrote:Weed crusted fish? This is very very bad.