Neverending Story [Game]

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Pekka grabbed eternity, dragging him by the snout towards the door. Eternity fought back for what seemed to be an eternity, but after some time he found himself outside and about to be beamed up toward the mother ship.

"We must stand here," said Pekka. "The mother ship will come overhead and beam us onto the spacecraft".

Suddenly, a white circle of light appeared around Pekka and Eternity, and they began to slowly rise through the air toward the collosal ship.

Out of nowhere came a Mr. Arnold Layne, running far too fast for his massive, 400-pound frame. He took a flying leap straight into the trajectory of the beam, and was sucked onto the ship.

Commander Kielbasa of the mothership was eagerly awaiting the delivery of Pekka and Eternity, when all of a sudden, a rather plump Leeds Terrier materialized before his eyes. "There is no time to talk. The shit-sausage is imminent and could end all life as we know it. I'm going to need an inter-galactic map, a high-speed computing cluster, and 3 kilograms of fried bacon." Butt then...

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Yesss!


Kielhasa-also known as KielNasa, from his blogging on Nasas homepage-let his alienvoice be heard.
"Ha, I stole the cluster from Strutts secret box. He thinks he owns it." But that sacramented Leedsdog has to go! Dogs are verboten hier on this ship".

"That dog is some duplicate to the fat man that pants so loud in the corner there, and I think he can stay", said Pekka and patted the growling halfmonster, on its fat, but sad, head.

"Vojne, vojne", said Eternity in Finnish. "My mind is spinning, and I think I am allergic to something here. Will you listen to my allergic list"?

"NononononO...

" Huh, I will tell you anyway, since i like to tell people things. Also! I can't stand tölkkis of any sort! Ambergris, all antihistamines, blue birds, blue and red berries cranberries, with that bird, door mouse, doorknobs, enamel, exgirls, frumps, ginghams, integrals, pepper, (Sneeze from that), rubber, ( , red spots), sperm ( cough), tadpols and some other things I can't remember just now".

"What is this allergic idiot babbeling about, Pekka? Take him away from my ship. You know that I am allergic to allergic persons! So out you go! All of you"!

And the ship beamed down again, close to Pekkas farm and outkicked were Pekka, Eternity and the poor, fat dog from Leeds, that not was a real dog, but a duplicate to the fat man, also from Leeds, but now an all alone human being, on a space-ship beaming its way to the planet Excessa in Vergo and what will happen to him there? Are there steaks enough, livers, bacon? Huh! Or is Excessa the ultimate answer to all fat-dietitians dreams?

The poor vof-duplicate looked at Pekka, with hungry eyes and hang to his arms with claws and teeth. Pekka was moved.

"Oh, dog-duplicate from Leeds, you make me remember happier days, in a brown box, somewhere".

"Voff, voff, voff", moaned the duplicate and thought about Seattlesteaks.

Butt, butt, what about Eternity? Was he allergic to duplicats too? Or not? he ...

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...had a stern look on his face.
"What an em-bare-ass-ment! What a broadside. AGAIN! Do you gentlemen, and gentle-terrier, know what I am allergic too?" he cried. "I am allergic to the pungent stench of failure, that is reeking today."

"HUH! What do you propose?" cried Arnold, while scratching his genitals with his left foot.

"I have surmised that commander Kielbasa, aka Kielhasa, aka KielNASA, has deliberately planted a shit-sausage in a general trajectory towards earth, to end all life as we know it."

"And just what is the source, of the shit-sausage? Where did it come from", asked Pekka?

"The giant baby in the sky. He is pooping without any consideration whatsoever. He is our death star...he must be destroyed, or his butt sealed shut with cement."

The gentlemen, alien, and Leeds-Terrier linked hands as they stood around in a circle- a circle that Arnold took up most of the space of.

"We need a plan," barked Arnold. And so...

[GAGAGO]

HUUUUU

[Derrick Rose]

H

[eternity_strato]

So cool...

Now Jordan&Gandhi kill your universe and another one starts again.

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Huh, so many angry faces! What is the matter with you, guys? Try those instead! :luv1: :luv1:
I am following up A10's story.


They put their square, fucking heads together with a bang and Fat-Arnold suggested that they searched for food.
"I am so hungry and this seems to be our last meal", he moaned, "That damn sausage can't be eaten".

Big tears streamed, in an unbroken flow, down his plummy cheeks, when the thought of the last supper hit him.

Eternity started to howl and the terrier and Pekka helped him, but it was a very weak chourus of voices, compared to the growl, from the big skybody, that came closer and closer. It's shadow darkened the Earth as a sun-eclipse. The birds stopped singing and hid confused in the bushes. The threatened little planet Earth, shivered in fear, for it's destiny.

It was soon pitch dark. But the sun gave the shit- sausage a golden gloria, that made it even more scary. The four, in the handholding ring, fell on their knees, praying for forgiveness, for old sins. Only Eternity was happy.

"Death death! Life is just a walking shadow! Death is the dusty way. Out, out brief candle. I was right! Death is here and we are fired and fucked..."

"Howl, howl", from the rest.

THEN THEY SAW HIM!

THE SHITTING BABY!

He was enormous, and he gagged and gagged."Gagago, gagago..."

But suddenly one could see that he was in pain. He had colic and it came a blunt rumbeling from his stomach.

And, and, there it was. The pain in the ass! A loud babyscream could be heard, but it couldn't outvote the stomach-sound, that made it's way in the space, through the anal opening and came out as a tornado.

A FARTTORNADO!

With the speed of light it swept the sky, and just outside the Earths ozon-layer, it hit the big
shit-sausage.

Bumb-kabumb.

One could almost see how surprised the sausage was. Kabumb, he lost his balance and bearing and out he went from his course of conduct. Out in the empty space, to sail around the stars, after a new prey to use ass a garbage-station.

The kneeling four could see the light again, and Fat-Arnold made himself an interpreter for their feelings, when he roared with joy...

"Steaeaeaks, steaeaks...

Butt, butt...

[eternity_strato]

ROck

[Derrick Rose]

Butts of rocks? Rock hard butts? Butts the size of rocks? Rocks the size of butts? What?

[GAGAGO]

to O! I have been busy but i will be back here. No one is helping you and that is a shame to let this most funny thing die. So come on guys!!!

[Derrick Rose]

Nothing busy takes priorities over the Stratoforum! Not work, not play, nothing! If I could be here all day, I WOULD, butt sadly I would run right out of band-width.

[GAGAGO]

There was no steak waiting for Arnold Layne and he looked at Eternity Strato.
Do you drink beer, He said.
Me?, Eternity had heard about Arnolds liver eating and answered with Yes and i drink a lot of whiskey too. I have a very bad liver ready for transplantation.
Aha said Arnold and he was very disappointed.
Eternity understood the danger and told Pekka but he had a tinliver that Arnold already had cut in so he was safe.
Now they heard the skybaby. It cried and It farted and when the new fart was on his way they had to take shelter in a shed.
The tornado was over them and the shed blow away but Arnold was like a rock a stone rock and they all hide behind him.
Go away you stupid baby, he said.
I want to play, said the baby.
No,not with us. Go away.
Now came the girl Freckle walking by and when she saw the baby she said Oh dear oh dear what a sweety. And so big! What do you want?
I want to play with you people, said the baby and farted at the same time.
A rainstorm came and and...

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they all hid behind Arnold, that was like a broadside. Suddenly the poet came running. He had an accordion and he blinked perilously, with his fucking eyes.

"Hi, where have you been so long"? said Freckle. "Your CV was a funny idea, but I know all the time it was you".

"Haha, you didn't at all, haha. But I am a grown-up now, so stop calling me a child-poet. And instead of piano, I play the accordian. I bought a pill in a netshop, a "WWW.play-accordian-in-one-day-pill.china". And it worked, so I am an accordion-poet now. I can play for the sky-baby, so it goes to sleep", said the poet, and started some russian samba.

The baby locked bewildered first, but then something very strange happened. His face distorted in the most horrid way and two red horns grew up on his forehead. His eyes blazed and his mouth opened in a scream, that silenced the world. He became a DEMON, a darkred DEMON, that evidently hated accordions.

He made one attack, after the other, and tried to hit the poor Granada-poet with his burning finger. But the Earths ozon-layer was like a shield, and he couldn't come through.

He (the DEMON of course) was furious, and he searched for a hole in the shield. The group understood that it was only a matter of nano-minutes, before he could find a way to them.

"I have a plan", said Arnold. "In Leeds, we hold our DEMONS at distance, with a special wordsequence and if we hold hands and say it together I am sure he will go away"!

"And what can that be"? said Pekka Fucking, and rolled his fucking eyes.

"We just repeat it and spit and spit", said Arnold full of implicit faith. "Say after me"!

"Go, DEMON, go, go, spit, spit!
Go to hell, where you fit, fit. Spit, spit!
Satan will take your shit, shit. Spit, spit!

With Arnold, as an herold, they chanted and spitted in the DEMONS direction and wonder over all wonders, he stopped (the DEMON, also) his searching for ozon-holes and looked scared. He shrank and shrank and his red colour grew pinker and pinker. With a new, and anxious, horrorscream he turned his back to them and went out in the emptiness, with his long comet-tail filling the sky. The echoe of his panic-stricken howl was heard through the whole Galax.

"Puh", said Arnold. " Oh dear, oh dear! I never believed it should work"!

"Gosh", said Pekka. "I have heard about the power of words, but never seen it. You are worth two steaks now Arnold. Thank you".

But but...

[Ilsekena]

suddenly something went terribly wrong with Arnold's stomach and...

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Suddenly something went wrong with my interest in Neverending and in my own posts. I am SOO tired of the howlings and screamings, strange monsters and aliens, and I will stop here. For now at least.

I hope though that SOMEONE will continue...


Arnold had eaten too much during Thanksgiving and...

[Ilsekena]

[Arnold Layne]

Arnold had eaten too much during Thanksgiving and...

Oh, I get it. I, Arnold, am an easy target.
This will be noted on your record. Miserere.

Arnold Layne

[GAGAGO]

Suddenly something went wrong with my interest in Neverending and in my own posts. I am SOO tired of the howlings and screamings, strange monsters and aliens, and I will stop here. For now at least.

I hope though that SOMEONE will continue...

NONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Arnold had eaten too much during Thanksgiving and...

Oh, I get it. I, Arnold, am an easy target.
This will be noted on your record. Miserere.

Arnold Layne

Didn't I just tell you, that I was fed up with Monsters? HUH

[Arnold Layne]

Arnold had eaten too much during Thanksgiving and...

Oh, I get it. I, Arnold, am an easy target.
This will be noted on your record. Miserere.

Arnold Layne

Didn't I just tell you, that I was fed up with Monsters? HUH

I, Arnold, am no monster. I am a well mannered postal worker from Leeds, England. HUH!

Arnold Layne

[Ilsekena]

This is the end of the world in the Neverending story.....

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

Arnold had eaten too much during Thanksgiving and...

Oh, I get it. I, Arnold, am an easy target.
This will be noted on your record. Miserere.

Arnold Layne

Didn't I just tell you, that I was fed up with Monsters? HUH

I, Arnold, am no monster. I am a well mannered postal worker from Leeds, England. HUH!

Arnold Layne

Aber doch, Arnold! I have told you before, that this Neverending is a risky place for you. But you shouldn't take this monsteraccusations personally! I know Ö10 and I am sure that she doesn't see you as a "real" Monster. She loves you dearly, but Thanksgiving was maybe a bit too much, even for her devotion.
To tell the truth, you can be a pain in the ass, for the most placid of persons, and you were perhaps not on top there in Seattle.

So you are postal worker now, Arnold? Last week you were a plumber. Did the dirty pipes go to your nerves and are letters easier to handle, maybe? You are of course welcome to Germany and sort out my fanpost, Arnold... :luv1:

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You shouldnt have called me MISERERE.


AGAIN.

[Derrick Rose]

This is the end of the world in the Neverending story.....

Just a mild Speed bump. Everyone knows that the Never Ending Story cannot end, or it would not be called the never Ending Story, right?

[Arnold Layne]

So you are postal worker now, Arnold? Last week you were a plumber. Did the dirty pipes go to your nerves and are letters easier to handle, maybe?

HUH!

For your information, I, Arnold, must work two jobs. Groceries are expensive, you know...

Arnold Layne

[Arnold Layne]

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You shouldnt have called me MISERERE.


AGAIN.

Oh, and by the way, I, Arnold, have always felt that your head is too large for your body. Jaja!

Arnold Layne

[GAGAGO]

IGNORE



La Solucion Final

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You shouldnt have called me MISERERE.


AGAIN.

Oh, and by the way, I, Arnold, have always felt that your head is too large for your body. Jaja!

Arnold Layne

Not only ONE too large head. Three big heads. But one small body.

[Ilsekena]

...and now everyone knows that Ö10 is a dragon

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Yess! Some have known it for a time!

I am Medusa, daughter of Ceto, and very DANGEROUS so take care...