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Chat between Strutt and the new commander, Humhrey Bogart.
Hump B. How do you do there, Commander Strutt. May I introduce myself? I am the new General-Commander, Humphrey Bogart, and I want to establish a good contact with you, based on mutual trust and respect.
Str. Oh, hi! Nice to hear from you. I hope you will have a lucky and prosperous time there on NASA, and that you are more serious, than your precursor, Pekka, the goatfarmer, allergic to sushi and hights.
HB. Yes I have planned to be very secret and I work as an ordinary astronaut here. Noone suspects me. At all! They are rather stupid those Earthlings. They joke about my name and have no idea what it means in Excessa. The Unconquerable! Ha! My first mission is to give that Pekka Fucking an offer he can't refuse. I will order him to return to his farm. This high life in Italy must end, and the German goats need more dicipline. In Finland! You have to beam them all there! Immediately!
Str. Oh I have heard that Gangsta-Silvio has moved to the farm with his boyfriend Guiseppe-Scarface. It can maybe be complications...
HB: Ha! No problem. At all! I will take care of them! I will smoke them out with Cyancalium as dirty insects!
Str. Oh I hope you spare the young Poet and the freckled girl, if they are still there.
HB. Huh! Earthlings? Jaja! I will see if I like them. But I am NOT some new meek and soft Pekka Fucking. Oh no, I am a real alien, with strong ironballs.
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