This forum is dying a slow death

NeonVomit · Post by **NeonVomit** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 2:12 pm

We've survived sociopathic trolls, neo-Nazis, all-out flame wars, and this is how it ends, not with a bang but with a whimper.

SatanicSmile · Post by **SatanicSmile** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 4:45 pm

I think it's too early to say that. For sure the new Strato album will bring some activity.

fuck · Post by **fuck** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 1:58 am

My hairy cock is ready for action.

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 3:43 am

Ever since Tolkkisaurus came to life this forum was never the same.

robocop656 · Post by **robocop656** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 4:35 am

The thing that's missing is tolkki and flavio.

Kööski · Post by **Kööski** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 1:17 pm

fuck wrote:My hairy cock is ready for action.

pfffff... it needs more than hairy cocks...

adrian9 · Post by **adrian9** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 5:32 pm

this forum had "moments" in all his time, but I wonder with the almost non existent interaction of his band members we will see another 10 years of this, perhaps with the new album some new people join the forum and give new life to it.

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 8:19 pm

Actually I think we are in an intermission. After Flavio is gone we are pretty much waiting for the next big thing.

What will it be?

robocop656 · Post by **robocop656** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 9:59 pm

More trannys from south america. More lesbians from Finland.

NeonVomit · Post by **NeonVomit** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 12:19 pm

robocop656 wrote:More trannys from south america. More lesbians from Finland.

I for one welcome our new lesbian Finnish overlords.

HinatAArcticA · Post by **HinatAArcticA** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 2:35 am

I think it's 10 of us here posting every 3 weeks or so...

robocop656 · Post by **robocop656** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 4:03 am

I shitpost almost daily.

Stratowarius 3.0 · Post by **Stratowarius 3.0** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 10:15 pm

Who cares how often if they are funny? Shitpost on i say.

Kööski · Post by **Kööski** » Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:44 am

Jaja! That was that! Now even I give up! Bye, bye...

robocop656 · Post by **robocop656** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 3:15 am

Do you want to pee with me?
I've got a dick the size of a flea
If you see it once you will agree
Tell me my size and set me free

Stratowarius 3.0 · Post by **Stratowarius 3.0** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:29 pm

I wonder if the Stratoguys still can remember those days when this Forum was made for them and their music. Some years ago it changed dramatically to some place for penises exhibitions Homo fucks, different obscure and peripheral rockband, more penises in different colors and sizes, homos and homos. Why have this got permission to go on? No one in the band is homo so why all homos? I have more questions but this is for to day.

fuck · Post by **fuck** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:21 am

This forum is a hotbed for homosexuality.

RazielSR · Post by **RazielSR** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:58 pm

This is a wasteland looking for a lord

I usually laugh a lot in this forum,mainly with robolol. Anyway, this does not seems a band forum...Jens left this a long time ago just for us to act like we want, mainly because we are all fools regarding some aspects

The band focused the attention in facebook since a log time ago. News, pics, etc, etc.

Stratowarius 3.0 · Post by **Stratowarius 3.0** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 9:06 pm

And may I ask how many button size penises you have seen on Strato FB? Or homos with big dicks?

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 9:56 pm

We need more prostitutes!

fuck · Post by **fuck** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 12:59 am

Hello! I am a male prostitute. Want a sloppy blowjob?

Rebel · Post by **Rebel** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 4:50 am

Activity is down, but content is still pretty top form. I get a laugh out of this place every time I visit.

Stratowarius 3.0 · Post by **Stratowarius 3.0** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 10:38 pm

Do you really think that homo penises and fucking button penises is that fun? I think it is a low-water mark for fun.

fuck · Post by **fuck** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 10:48 pm

I've personally got a micro penis, check out more info about it on Wikipedia.

http://en.Wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

heatherg · Post by **heatherg** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:27 am

I heard 4chan was dying, too. Or is that a rumor started by Rolling Stone magazine? They had a big article about 4chan a couple months ago. They also had an article about the coed who was gangraped by a bunch of frat guys, and it turned out to be a lie, and Rolling Stone had to apologize.

Rebel · Post by **Rebel** » Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:58 pm

Stratowarius 3.0 wrote: Do you really think that homo penises and fucking button penises is that fun? I think it is a low-water mark for fun.

Yeah, but I just ignore them.

fuck · Post by **fuck** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 7:51 am

IGNORE THIS!

Krigo · Post by **Krigo** » Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:36 pm

I blame Flavio, he made me stop visiting the forum regularly to once every few months.

I asked Jens about upgrading the forum software a few years ago and he said that while he had some plans to upgrade the forum software, he also loved the "openness/chaos" of the forum.

Communication wise, Facebook obviously takes up most of the bands time.

SentineLEX · Post by **SentineLEX** » Mon Jun 22, 2015 2:44 am

I love this forum. It's got a sense of humor (and also Flavio) that I can't find anywhere else on the internet. Also the neverending story is a great treasure trove of humor and inspiration <3

Maybe low activity is good, we can't have too many normies ruin the fun

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:57 am

SentineLEX wrote:I love this forum. It's got a sense of humor (and also Flavio) that I can't find anywhere else on the internet. Also the neverending story is a great treasure trove of humor and inspiration <3

Maybe low activity is good, we can't have too many normies ruin the fun

Thank you for the support. It was very welcome!

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