Neverending Story [Game]

[Hubble86]

Jsja! They are back on Earth and on the farm. Nea and Freckle. Without Moonharms. They performed just as I ordered, and my invention, the Dyrobattery, is now the talk of the world.

And I can't help, but laugh mischievously at the Nobel-committee, and wonder who laughs the best and last now. Haha!

But let me tell you ignorant, that doubted me, about my innovation, the battery, that can produce nitrogen, oxygen and argon = air, in a perfect mixture for human lungs, in suck a quantity, that it can be used for Moontrips.

But not only that. It can also help the muscle-system to work with more effect, and as you could see the two on the Moon jump very high, it was not only from the non-gravitation, but also from my Dyrobattery.

Sorry to say, I must also admit, that my invention still has some, not so good side-effects. Used here on Earth this battery-air very often gives strong and scary hallucinations. The jumps are also a bit too high for ordinary humans, since the fall back on Earth can break bones and give concussions.

But, but i'm working on a more moderate version with less argon, and I'm sure my battery has a golden future.

The Nobelcommittee has to stand there and polish their long noses...

[Nurmi]

I really miss you and your pills.

[AAAAAAAAAA]

I am probably 30 pages behind in this story

[NeverendingAbyss]

Well, get reading!

[AAAAAAAAAA]

bye pablo

[Nurmi]

tjäbbel only tjäbbel among the Stupids.

[Nurmi]

all girls-birds are beautiful.

[Kööski]

perv









:pop:

[Hubble86]

Jajaja!At last I have some result to present for you. I have been away thinking about how to improve my moonbattery and heureka I found it.

Who jumps without damage of the brain? Grasshoppers! The little ugly jumping insect in all gardens. It jumps 49 times its own size. 49times! Without any broken legs. Again and again. How come?

I collected some, ground them and put them in my microscope. First I found what every insect has in their bodies, but suddenly there was something small and green that sort of jumped before my fucking eyes. I understood at once that it was a new element and called it "HUB ONE".

I collected all grasshoppers I could find and put the HUB ONE in my batterymaterial. Then I made a pill and called for Nea. I told him that I had done a new fishliverpill without side effects and he swallowed it with great joy. Ten minutes later he till his enormous astonishment
jumped around like ha grasshopper. Huh!

Now we can go to the Moon with my battery, that counteract the low gravity and we can investigate the backside. What we will find, the Stratoforum vill be the first to know...

[NeverendingAbyss]

Your words are whispers to my ear.

[Hubble86]

Can you please stop that jumping? Now? Your bumping disturbs my thinking...

[Hubble86]

Jajaja! Since there have been lot of questions about my new discovery "HUB ONE" i will explain to you distrustful skeptics how it works.
The Moon has a low gravity and an eightykilopersons steps will go 92 cm higher over the Moons surface than on the Earth. With my new grasshoppill it will go 182cm and that reduces the 92 to almost nil since everything, as science has told us, is opposed on the Moon.
In Neas case the pill works with Earth-gravity, so the problem now is, that the side-effect is still there and we have to tie him to a chair.
He takes it with great calm and my daughter feeds him with nomnoms. She is angry at me and blames me for carelessness. But Pffff that is what I say. He liked it and even said that he heard nice whispers in his fucking ears...

[AAAAAAAAAA]

But Pffff that is what I say.

It is pfffffft, dear

[Hubble86]

No no! Its NOT a "t" at the end. In my little sweet world it always is pfff at the top...

[Hubble86]

Pffff, huh and vojne, vojne,what a broadside Pekka, the damn alien delivered today, when he refused to lend us his Universbubble, that now stands, to no use in the barn.

Skunkalien, I will put some extra strong sushi in his meal, if he stops our journey to the Moon.

Nea has been there, but I am not so sure he tells the truth. He has come up with fantastic stories, from when he slept invisible under mombeds and I believe it was pure fantasy.

He claims that there are goathumans on the Moon. Half goat,half human. Some with goatheds and horn and some human like us. Ja,ja it sounds incredible. And there is more! They speak finish. Huh! And vojne! Again!

But we have to wait till that damn alien gives us permission to use his bubble, so we can test my grasshoppill and not to forget my Dyrobattery with less argon...

[NeverendingAbyss]

I have seen the ugly bird make several trips to the Moon, in Oceanus Procellarum. He likes it there because Pekka fucking Nurmi feeds him argonized dietary fiber. Oh goodness, the smell is contouring the non-existent atmosphere. Send Stratowarius asap!

[Hubble86]

I have seen the ugly bird make several trips to the Moon, in Oceanus Procellarum. He likes it there because Pekka fucking Nurmi feeds him argonized dietary fiber. Oh goodness, the smell is contouring the non-existent atmosphere. Send Stratowarius asap!

Don't mention the war and stay away from the ugly bird. It will be killed before Thanksgiving and eaten by Pekka. He loves ugly birds, but I am not specially interested. I only like the burnt legs.

Nice that you have given up the jumping and you have to take it easy on my pills. Freckles order. Still no change in Peccas attityd to his damn Universbubble, so I have fixed some well hidden sushis...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Oh what a night it was, what a night,

Strato played in Vaasa in daylight,

Or was it some Midsummertwillight,

Where the Music shone, more than sunlight,

Rolf, Timo, Matias, Lauri, Jens, all so bright,

They played the songs, so incredibly tight,

Strato is more shining then ever and alight,

It was a pure delight,

Oh what a night, oh what a night...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Jippy,jippyjej, Puolanka next. Hurray hurray...

[Hubble86]

Vojne, vojne! Bomkabom! In the village has some kretin called the polis about the "mad professor", and that he has visited the Moon, with a new dangerous terror-atmosphere-battery.

So they came with the heavy machinery. Six armed blue boys! They looked scared, when they knocked on the door. Just as in a movie!
I put my hands over my head,as in the same movie, and called Nea and Pekka to do the same. They did. Next order was to lie down on the floor. We did.
-"Professor Öhubble, you claim that you have been on the Moon, with a terrorbattery, and met the goatpeople, half goat, half human, that speak finish", hummed the suspicious polisman, with his eyebrows raised, almost to the ceiling.
" No, it was Nea and he is invisible, when he sleeps under other mothers beds. It is him on the floor there."
"Invisible? I can see him!"
" He isn't under a bed now, is he? But he is a FLO-Addict too."
"FLO-Addict? What is that?"
"A fishliveroiladdict of course. Huh, don't you know a thing?
"A fishliveroiladdict? Is it really so...." More fucking eyebrows...


To maybe be continued...

[NeverendingAbyss]

FLO-Addiction is a real national problem in Phallustine.

[Hubble86]

Phallustine can't be compared with north
Scandinavia, where 100 procent are FLO-addicted. It is a real problem for the wolves.

[Hubble86]

forts Moonjourney...


"Ja,ja," The man with the fucking high eyebrows was irritated "Enough of that invisiblebullshit. Why are you saying that you have been on the Moon, with a terror-atmosphere-battery. Is it some advertisement? Do you really, really imagen that anyone, ANYONE, will believe you? Haha! Anyone?"

"But, but", Nea was frustrated. "But but, we have a Goathuman in the barn.I brought one to the Earth, from the Moon"

"What? What are you saying? You brought a goathuman? A really real one?"

"Of course", I interfered,"You are welcome to meet him."

All six longlawarms were enthusiastic, and we hurried out to the barn. There was a bomkabom from the inside and three boards were out in the wall. In the hole was a very ugly head stuck. This head opened an even uglier mouth, with many teeth and bleated "Satana Perkeleler, Satana Perkeles.

"Help, help, a Chupacabra, a Chupacabra. Helllppp." The terrified blue boys, ran as fast as their short policelegs could take them to their car. Before we had a chance to thank them for the visit.

I Googled Chupacabra and found this."Chupacabra is a legendary creature in the american folklore and it sucks blood, mostly from sheep. It is said to live on the back of the Moon and can visit the Earth when the Moon is full.

And now we, thanks to Nea, has an angry example in our barn on his way to break out. Huuuuu Nea you can't bring home everything you think is funny...

[Hubble86]

Ja,ja. We have a huge problem here on the farm, and even in Finland. The Chupacabra made the hole, in the barnwall, big enough for him to come out and we tried to close doors and windows, but he sneaked in.

He screamed for Nea, who had hid under his bed, and the monster didn't find him, so he went into my lab, where he took my jar with invisiblepills. And Good Heavens Lord, he swallowed, not one. But FOUR!

After seven minutes he had disappeared, with a bupping head, that later also was gone. I have not the slightest idea, what will happen to the monster after such an overdose, but I fear the worst.
So I reluctantly called the police in Helsinki. The six men, that visited us, confirmed that they had seen the Chupacabra and that he was more than scary. His invisibility had of course made him even scarier.

They sent out a message to all media.

"A very dangerous and hungry, bloodsucking monster is loose in southeast Finland. It says to live on the back of the Moon and can carry fatal viruses and bacteria. It is very bloodthirsty.

So stay in and close doors and windows. And take care of your animals.

But don't try to catch the beast..."

[Hubble86]

Vojne! Vojne! The Chupacabra didn't leave the farm. Oh no! He must have thought that he had come to Chupacabra-heaven,with 73 goatvirgins waiting for him. He had all the blood he wanted and till that he could satisfy his huge sexneeds.

My pills had apparently worked as some viagra and since he was invisible he ran from one goat to another. Angry määs and bäääs could be heard everywhere in the meadows.

He couldn't see the difference between female and male goats, so sometimes an indignant bock screamed in fear and anger, before he started an attack on his invisible raper. We didn't dare to interfere, since the fights were to intense and violent. The goats didn't understand invisibility, so they attacked each other and it was a real bomkabom.

But suddenly there was peace on the farm and we thought that the Chupacabra was killed or scared away. How wrong we were.

Late one night we heard an abysscream from someone in deep distress and we understood that it was "our" Chupacabra, that had found a bearvirgin to rape. Next day we discovered a bloodsucked, raped and dead huge malebear in the forest.

Now we have found, that a worrying amount of our female goats are pregnant. But what maybe is even worse is that some of our bocks also seem to have buns in the oven... Huuuuuuuuuu...

[Kööski]

I got an alarming call from my friend professor ÖHubble and I hurried to Koskalukka. I had of course heard about the chupacabra everyone talked about, but sorry to say also laughed heartily at. A fantasymonster no one know of and that lives on the back of the Moon, was a little too much. I must admit that I thought that ÖHubble must have lost it, but I have earlier seen many examples of his genius, so I had to hear him with my own fucking ears.

It was chaos on the farm. Many of the goats were pregnant and scarily also a dozen of the bocks. ÖHubble didn't dare to call the vet and he asked me what I thought. Me? I have never, ever seen a pregnant bock, so I suggested some strange illness and that we called the vet. Immediately.

Öhubble then told me that he had seen heavy movements in the animals stomachs. Big movements! And that he feared the worst. And that worst could be a new horrible race. A new step on the evolution ladder.

Then he told me about the chupacabras invisibility, that now seemed to be chronic. And the four pills, that could have made the sperms invisible too. Maybe was the animal some sort of hermaphrodite like the disgusting Spanish snails. Imagine the outcome...huuuuuuuuuu...

[Hubble86]

Why did NASA retouch their video from the Moon??Did they try to conspire? Again? Where are Nea and Freckle, with my revolutionary atmospherebattery? And all the goathumans, that speak Finnish? I just say!

More questions. Why release a video without the real sensation, "that would have made jaws drop all over the world"? My battery!

Fresh? No.Old stuff! Before my invention? Yes! It took them seven years to make this moonfake...Pfff...Again...Those taxeaters and bunglers did it! Again. Pfffff...

[NeverendingAbyss]

Veni ut luna
Tantum ut repleti mendacium
falsus nomnoms
Verus caprae potator

:shake:

[Hubble86]

What are you mumbling about, son? Your Chupacabra is not under control, so you have to stay under your bed for now. I will bring you Nomnomnoms but NO FLO...For sure.

I have a little poem for you to think over.



Carissima Luna,

Nos apud vos ridere,

Tu putas idiote,

Et tu probabiliter ius.

[NeverendingAbyss]

Hoc animo
Ego manducare nomnom
Pro me et te
Bonum est pro nobis