Throwback Thursday

[robocop]

This thread is for posting anything from your past. Pictures or videos, when you were young and didn’t have a care in the world!

Here I am. I may have posted this once before years ago:

[Motha-faka]

This thread is for posting anything from your past. Pictures or videos, when you were young and didn’t have a care in the world!

Here I am. I may have posted this once before years ago:

https://imgur.com/OKgAHWu

GOOD!! THE ONLY SHIT IS THAT I CANT SEE THE PHOTO, IS AN ADULT SERVER....

Stop with the porn, robo!!

this is me



Not be Racist, I'M ARGENTINIAN, WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT !!

[robocop]

Ok, fixed it.

[NeverendingAbyss]

Ah, a classic.

[robocop]

Here is me when I was in a boyband.

[Motha-faka]

This is me in the high school

[robocop]

I’ve got pictures from high school. I’m sure you do too. Nobody is going to care if you post your real self. What, the five people here going to make fun of you? Grow a pair of balls, lmao.

[AAAAAAAAAA]

I’ve got pictures from high school. I’m sure you do too. Nobody is going to care if you post your real self. What, the five people here going to make fun of you? Grow a pair of balls, lmao.

Says the man who posted a picture wearing a mask!

and yes, for the record I am scared of the five people making fun of me. I'm four foot one and morbidly obese.

[robocop]

That’s me in the Backstreet Boys picture. I was making fun of flavio because he’s a bitch.
Here’s a pic of him from high school I found:




But really here’s a clearer pic of me, I am morbidly obese too!! Don’t worry. Lol.

[NeverendingAbyss]

You look a lot like Keanu Reeves.

[robocop]

No, I’m the fat guy next to him.

[AAAAAAAAAA]

Hahaha robo you have a very mischievous face. You kind of remind me of Norm MacDonald.

[NeverendingAbyss]

So how did you end up running into him?? Do both of you enjoy kettle chips and vodka? What does he smell like? How do you smell like?

[robocop]

Hahaha robo you have a very mischievous face. You kind of remind me of Norm MacDonald.

You’re right, goddamnit!!

[robocop]

So how did you end up running into him?? Do both of you enjoy kettle chips and vodka? What does he smell like? How do you smell like?

It’s photoshopped. I smell like coffee and sweat. He probably smells like a heavy musk with lavender.

I want to know what flavio smells like!!

[Motha-faka]

I was making fun of flavio because he’s a bitch

[Motha-faka]

I want to know what flavio smells like!!

[robocop]

I was making fun of flavio because he’s a bitch

So you like giving or getting blowjobs from guys?

[Motha-faka]

So you like giving or getting blowjobs from guys?

I'm not gay, Robo

I dont do blowjobs or get blowjobs

[robocop]

Once when I was on the beach with my bro, I tripped on the sand. I was falling but managed to catch myself on my bro's trunks, but they came down with my weight. Unfortunately I fell forward in such a way that his dick ended up in my mouth. It was so embarrassing. So I tried to dislodge myself by rocking back and forth for about 10 minutes because it was stuck in my mouth and my bro was trying to help by thrusting in and out to help dislodge his member. It took over 15 minutes for the ordeal to end and unfortunately my bro busted a bro-nut because of all the friction (it happens!). I hope all the people who saw me didn't think I was a gay. Soooo embarrassing, but it can happen to anyone!

[Motha-faka]

Once when I was on the beach with my bro, I tripped on the sand. I was falling but managed to catch myself on my bro's trunks, but they came down with my weight. Unfortunately I fell forward in such a way that his dick ended up in my mouth. It was so embarrassing. So I tried to dislodge myself by rocking back and forth for about 10 minutes because it was stuck in my mouth and my bro was trying to help by thrusting in and out to help dislodge his member. It took over 15 minutes for the ordeal to end and unfortunately my bro busted a bro-nut because of all the friction (it happens!). I hope all the people who saw me didn't think I was a gay. Soooo embarrassing, but it can happen to anyone!

hahahaha holy shit!

[Motha-faka]

I'm four foot one and morbidly obese.

ZORRIEZZZ AAAAAAAAAA, IM TALL AND MUSCLE, LALALALA!!



ok... not so muscle and tall

[ZenithMC]

Once when I was on the beach with my bro, I tripped on the sand. I was falling but managed to catch myself on my bro's trunks, but they came down with my weight. Unfortunately I fell forward in such a way that his dick ended up in my mouth. It was so embarrassing. So I tried to dislodge myself by rocking back and forth for about 10 minutes because it was stuck in my mouth and my bro was trying to help by thrusting in and out to help dislodge his member. It took over 15 minutes for the ordeal to end and unfortunately my bro busted a bro-nut because of all the friction (it happens!). I hope all the people who saw me didn't think I was a gay. Soooo embarrassing, but it can happen to anyone!

"happens!"

[AAAAAAAAAA]

Once when I was on the beach with my bro, I tripped on the sand. I was falling but managed to catch myself on my bro's trunks, but they came down with my weight. Unfortunately I fell forward in such a way that his dick ended up in my mouth. It was so embarrassing. So I tried to dislodge myself by rocking back and forth for about 10 minutes because it was stuck in my mouth and my bro was trying to help by thrusting in and out to help dislodge his member. It took over 15 minutes for the ordeal to end and unfortunately my bro busted a bro-nut because of all the friction (it happens!). I hope all the people who saw me didn't think I was a gay. Soooo embarrassing, but it can happen to anyone!

"happens!"

It takes a special kind of genius to come up with an anecdote like this

So you say you were rocking back and forth for a full 10 minutes just to get it out?

[robocop]

No. That isn’t my writing. Just google, “brojob copypasta.”

[ZenithMC]

Once when I was on the beach with my bro, I tripped on the sand. I was falling but managed to catch myself on my bro's trunks, but they came down with my weight. Unfortunately I fell forward in such a way that his dick ended up in my mouth. It was so embarrassing. So I tried to dislodge myself by rocking back and forth for about 10 minutes because it was stuck in my mouth and my bro was trying to help by thrusting in and out to help dislodge his member. It took over 15 minutes for the ordeal to end and unfortunately my bro busted a bro-nut because of all the friction (it happens!). I hope all the people who saw me didn't think I was a gay. Soooo embarrassing, but it can happen to anyone!

"happens!"

It takes a special kind of genius to come up with an anecdote like this

So you say you were rocking back and forth for a full 10 minutes just to get it out?

I agree! This is the funniest thing I've read in quite a while. "bro-nut". Thanks for posting this!

[robocop]

I cured my son of the Big Gay. The other day, he came home for Christmas with his new partner. I was excited to meet her (and maybe MEAT her after my son fell asleep hehe), but imagine my horror when it turned out to be another man.

I immediately started to protest, but my son said "Dad, this is who I am. Zander and I are in love."

Without missing a beat, I turned around and said, "You forgot to say no homo."

But my boy simply scoffed at me and said, "Actually, dad, I AM a homosexual. That's right, your son is in love with another man." Then my son grabbed Zander's hand and looked at me defiantly.

For a second, I was utterly devastated. But then I thought to myself What would Trump do? So I stared straight at my son, penetrating his soul with my eyes (no homo), and said, "But that's gay."

As soon as I uttered those fateful words, my son began to convulse. He dropped to floor in some sort of manic state, spit pouring from his mouth as his eyes rolled back into his head. Zander tried to help him, but I pushed that dainty little queer away with my heteronormative strength.

After a full minute, my son opened his eyes and said, "Dad, you cured me of my homosexuality." Then, with manly tears of joy in his eyes, he pointed to Zander and exclaimed, "Let's get that homo!"

After we wiped Zander's blood off our hands and threw the little fairy into the cold, my son and I sat down with a beer and watched some football.

As we watched, my son turned to me and said, "Dad, I love you. No homo."

"No homo indeed, son," I replied. "No homo indeed."

[doc_holliday]

Me when I met John Romero, one of the creators of the original Doom, and Warren Spector, main designer for Deus Ex and Epic Mickey.

[NeverendingAbyss]

Where was that at, Doc?

[Pancio]

I'm a little shy but I will post my photos anyway, I don't give a fuck 'bout my privacy since the notion of privacy during the current era it's very blurred and kind of non-existent.

That's me 4/5 years ago during a M&G, I was a little bit tired after a day of work, a concert and two/three beers at 2 A.M.

That's me in Finland a couple of years ago, as you can see I love winter