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Aren't they amazing?

I have seen the stomach of mankind
The wisdom of my burgers you'll find
Follow the meat, and the cheese, ketchup 4 all?

Hundred pounders gone, what have we eaten
Inconceivable bbq under the pan
I think it's too late to change the cook - we are the fries

Burger's turning while people yearn for fat
Mother Burger is raining burger sauce
Time will come when we all must pay the check
Jari's Fired! Are you prepared for that?
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The last line made me crack up. :lol:
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:lol: :lol: herregud!
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Jabi wrote:The last line made me crack up. :lol:
You spoiled it! :cry:
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lol Why are you obsessed with Jari being fired?
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Tolkki fired him. He didn't quit!
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browneyedgirl wrote:lol Why are you obsessed with Jari being fired?
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eternity_strato wrote:Tolkki fired him. He didn't quit!
Yes, TT sent Jari an SMS telling him he's fired. But Jari said in an interview he was about to leave anyway. So saying "Jari quit" isn't that far away from the truth, actually.
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eternity_strato wrote:Tolkki fired him. He didn't quit!
You don´t know shit about this thing!
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This happened quite a long time ago and I don't think people care at this point. I mean, for God's sake, stop beating a dead horse, and let sleeping dogs lie!

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JariKainulainen wrote:
eternity_strato wrote:Tolkki fired him. He didn't quit!
You don´t know shit about this thing!
It seems you didn't know then as well.
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that guy thought all his life that Jari had quitted and discovered that he was fired? poor guy
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omfg.
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eternity_strato wrote:
robocop656 wrote:Image
that guy thought all his life that Jari had quitted and discovered that he was fired? poor guy
HUH! So, this is what you look like in real life!!!!
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If you wanna know about how Jari Kainulainen was fired by mobile phone, you could read the "Big Bang Revolution Decadence Statement". It will be out soon, but not very soon.

The thing was simple. Jari asked Timo(Tolkki) by text message : "Do I have to go and play for the next album or can I go cycling".

Timo(Tolkki) answered: "Okay. Go home and get your bike and meet me in Suomenlinna, but listen...wait for me where the polar bear is out. Do not wait for me in the goddam cave."

Jari Kainulainen: "Okay man,I wait for you in the cave"

Timo(Tolkki): No no no, I told you...hey man read it again!


Tolkki's mobile phone account was out of money and he wasn't able to write another text message explaining the situation to Jari. It was an inconmensurable problem. Jari misunderstood Timo Tolkki's message because Jari's mobile phone was a really bad one and the screen was that kind of screen that makes you think you should wait Timo (Tolkki) inside a cave.

That's what most of the experts in the subject thinks. Other ones, just says that Jari wanted a break. Others says that Jari was scared about the polar bear thing.

My opinion is...well, I think they should’ve at least offered to pay for the drinks they had before the "1 cave and 2 bears" chapter happened.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have got the tape from one of their conversations from the Finnish Security-Police and I will publish them in a No-Googlethread.

Coming soon in this Forum...
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ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have got the tape from one of their conversations from the Finnish Security-Police and I will publish them in a No-Googlethread.

Coming soon in this Forum...
We'll keep in touch. I would need that conversation about things in general, for my investigation. Anyway, I don't expect too much, I know that Jari is not a very good conversationalist.
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For forty years Jari haven't played bass
For forty years he'll be shown playing everywhere
The parched fired shall leave on a SMS
And a great letter firing him will appear"
Nostradamus: Century I:17

After him the bassists play so better
Many strings lie along the path
That's the price the fired pays for biking
He is headed for the end
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eternity_strato wrote:For forty years Jari haven't played bass
For forty years he'll be shown playing everywhere
The parched fired shall leave on a SMS
And a great letter firing him will appear"
Nostradamus: Century I:17

After him the bassists play so better
Many strings lie along the path
That's the price the fired pays for biking
He is headed for the end
:lol:
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The beast is gone forever, there's no more pain
Instead so many things for us to attain
The sun is shining brightly after the rain
The land is green and full of life again

The sorrows wiped away now
It's time to smile
And learn from the past
Together we will try

"Twenty years of reign of the moon having past
Seven thousand years another shall hold his monarchy
When the sun shall resume his days past
Then is fulfilled and ends my prophecy"
Nostradamus: Century I:48


(and like this, it ends one of the best stratovarius songs.
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eternity strato, can you make the hole new visions lyrics? Those two parts are hilarious and i want more! :lol:
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