Mormegil wrote:No, it seems it didn't add inches to my dick. Fuck.Mormegil wrote:Hey, I wanna try this being JJ too.
Sorry 'bout dat, I'm drunk.
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And I still can't play keyboards, even though I do have one...Mormegil wrote:No, it seems it didn't add inches to my dick. Fuck.Mormegil wrote:Hey, I wanna try this being JJ too.
Sorry 'bout dat, I'm drunk.
Identity theft is not as cool as I thought it would be...
If irony were made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.
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Dammit, I have enough trouble being myself.
"Beneath the freezing sky arrives Winter's Verge..."
http://www.wintersverge.com
I'm going to hell, and loving the ride!
http://www.wintersverge.com
I'm going to hell, and loving the ride!
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I was hoping to have a little fun with my change of gender, but then I found out it was only an online transformation :poke:
:shake:
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Stealth wrote:Now most of you would think that I'm Jens... Unless you checked my member status, join date, etc.
Still, I hope to at least confuse some of you.
EDIT: Identity theft is fun!
Ha ha. You are Stealth
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You can prove nothing, Hubble86!!!Hubble86 wrote: Ha ha. You are Stealth
Ok, so you blew my cover... Satisfied?
If irony were made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.
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Nice.
I wouldn't want to be Jens in real life though, I'd screw it up. Well maybe if I had his keyboard superpowers, then it surely would be the best thing ever.
I wouldn't want to be Jens in real life though, I'd screw it up. Well maybe if I had his keyboard superpowers, then it surely would be the best thing ever.
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So now everyone is equal in the Jenstocracy?
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Close your eyes on the edge of forever, a chance to dream fast asleep your nightmare ends
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oooh, im jens too
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Here a Jens there a Jens, everywhere a Jens, maybe we can try being Timo Kotipelto next
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everyone needs the avatar
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yeeeeesss! Enormously !! It made my day . :bounce1:Stealth wrote:You can prove nothing, Hubble86!!!Hubble86 wrote: Ha ha. You are Stealth
Ok, so you blew my cover... Satisfied?
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Does mine apply or am I still the abyss that never ends?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!
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I understand about 5% of spoken finnish. Often they are the important 5%. Often also they are not. It's how it is.Irinia wrote:And now that I have you here, Jens.. I have a small, silly little question if you don't mind answering
After working with Finns for so many years, do you speak some Finnish or understand Finnish?
Don't know why, I have just always wondered
I can't speak any, literally none as far as cohesive everyday grammatical sentences. I can "parrot" many Finnish phrases (many of them rude) but cant really speak.
In the band we speak English. Like i said i understand minimal Finnish and I am somewhat versed in German, so often i can participate in a conversation where I listen in German/Finnish and reply in spoken English (because everyone knows that).
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Next step is that you try to adapt a caricature posting style in this thread, based on stuff that you think I might write.
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I know what you mean, I had a friend who's mother spoke Navajo and I heard her for years, all I could pick up was a few phrases.
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Crazy topic
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Oh, I actually missed this post!JensJohansson wrote:I understand about 5% of spoken finnish. Often they are the important 5%. Often also they are not. It's how it is.
I can't speak any, literally none as far as cohesive everyday grammatical sentences. I can "parrot" many Finnish phrases (many of them rude) but cant really speak.
In the band we speak English. Like i said i understand minimal Finnish and I am somewhat versed in German, so often i can participate in a conversation where I listen in German/Finnish and reply in spoken English (because everyone knows that).
Thanks so much for your reply Jens
I have tried to understand what the Finns say myself, but it's completely hopeless I think it's a very beautiful language and like to listen to someone speak it, but prefer Swedish and Norwegian At least most Scandinavians understand each other because of language similarities.
Kind of a "good thing" then, that Jörg is also in the band, so it wouldn't be just you as the non-Finn ("outsider").
And yes, Polaris - my rather innocent question turned out to be quite the thread
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This is fun and I will go on blogging here. Someone wondered why you could not see me in Rome. I was there of course but I spend most of my time with Josse -the pope to you-. He had some problems with his lavatories so I helped him. There was some black-white-gray smoke then and the romans asked themselves what the hell was going on. Did the Vatican vote a new pope or what??They gathered in thousands and Josse had to calm them at the balcony. I was standing in the background roaring with laughter. It was a really rewarding trip to the city of the seven hillocks.
I must also tell you that our splendid and talented Lorri has made a video of all this and it will be shown in this cinema very soon.
I must also tell you that our splendid and talented Lorri has made a video of all this and it will be shown in this cinema very soon.
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WTF?
Will the real Jens please stand up?
Will the real Jens please stand up?
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We are all Jens here!!! I like it
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and you are....Stratowarius wrote: Hi! Me again. I can understand if you don't have patience enough to wait for Lorris video so I will recommend you to google on Joseph Ratzinger-Pope.There is a picture from the balcony of the Vatican and the person there besides me is just Josse ,my buddy.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!
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LOL when a person replies they can scroll down and see really who said what!
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Hi! I just had a call from Finland and I am not sure I understood everything, so maybe we have to be a bit skeptical. But, but! In any case he told me that Josse preordered 50 ex of Polaris. He is as we all know a power-metalfreak but this surpasses all our expectations. There is also some talk about a concert in an annex to the big Romepalace. But sorry to say it is not for unchristian ears and only for the personel. However I will not believe it before I got it confirmed from an englishspeaking person and I advice you not to shout and cheer before we know it is all a true story.
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Josse just called from some arabstate. He had listened to POLARIS and he loves it. The best record he has ever heard. We are of course very content with his enthusiastic respons and happy to have his support and blessings. He doesn't have it that easy on his journey and he needs to listen to good music when things are rough around him .