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Should this Forum be overhauled and moderated?
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Re: Should this Forum be overhauled and moderated?
TOLKKI SUCKS! TOLKKI IS FAT! PENIS! PENIS PENIS! Phallus! Phallus! :crowd1: :crowd1: :crowd1: :crowd1: :crowd1: :grouplaff: :grouplaff: :grouplaff: :grouplaff: :grouplaff: :grouplaff: :grouplaff: :grouplaff: :funhi: :funhi: :funhi: :funhi: :funhi: :funhi: :funhi: :funhi: :bounce1: :bounce1: :bounce1: :bounce1: :bounce1: :bounce1: :bounce1: :bounce1: :bounce1: :banana1: :banana1: :banana1: :banana1: :banana1: :banana1: :pacscat: :pacscat: :pacscat: :pacscat: :pacscat: :pacscat: :pacscat: :repuke: :repuke: :repuke: :repuke: :repuke: :repuke: :repuke: :sex1: :sex1: :sex1: :sex1: :sex1: :sex1: :sex1: :sex1: :sex1: :buk: :buk: :buk: :buk: :buk: :buk: :buk: :buk: :buk: :facial: :facial: :facial: :facial: :facial: :facial: :facial: :facial: :facial: :facial: :cowbell: :cowbell: :cowbell: :cowbell: :cowbell: :cowbell: :cowbell: :cowbell: :cowbell:Rebel wrote:Because... not everyone would block them, and they wouldn't know when they were blocked?mayhem-for-all wrote:Thats what I'm saying there are a billion of A's and such.icecab21 wrote:So block anyone named "aaron" or "aardvark"?
It will be a hell to go through all those annoying trolls they have and if people decide to block them why wouldn't they make a dozen more?
I asked Jens about the A-issue after the Cleveland Concert, and he said something to the extent of "It's not just one person, it's actually a bunch of people controlling their own accounts".
Your logic better applies to banning them, because if you ban them, they come back with new accounts. If you ignore them, they're free to post their thoughts for anyone who cares to read.
Yes, very interessting thoughts indeed
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Re: Should this Forum be overhauled and moderated?
You raise very valid concerns but in my opinion it's still better if there is as little moderation from above, as possible.gnurt_gp wrote: I think it's not about banning, just delete the posts which are considered spams. I have never seen any forum that accepts this kind of post with tons of emoticons and crazy motion pictures like this. Also the avatars, microphallus or penis or whatever. If I use any social network and use that kind of avatar, I will have this avatar removed as soon as someone reports it. I know this is a metal forum, but IMO it's annoying.
The point I would like to express here is, I don't see this happen in any healthy forum. And I think there must be something wrong here. wtf about Timo Tolkki? do the fans care about Timo Tolkki and all the freaking things, or they care about music? It is Stratovarius official forum and what we see here is a bunch of Tolkki bashing. I know that Tollki has done many bad things to Stratovarius, and he is not healthy. But IMO, Jens, if you approve this place to be Tolkki bashing place, I'm sorry but I don't think you are healthy, either. Musicians supposed to play song with feelings, not like the machine. So, if you are happy to see Tolkki bashed, what is your feelings when you play his songs in gigs? I'm not backing Tolkki. I'm just very very sad to see the band that has such amazing songs which I can't see anywhere else, to be in such bad condition. It's impossible to explain. Very sad
This place is also a little stranger than you imagine, for instance consider the situation where TT creates an account here and bashes himself (and yes, it has happened)
Much of the "bashing" of TT is due to choices he himself made (or is making). I think he would in some strange way rather be bashed than forgotten, if those were the only alternatives.
If you do decide to stay and participate, you have to remember that the individual people here are responsible for what they post, not the band.
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Only my 2 cents. I don't think it's a good argument to use regarding an Official Internet Forum of a famous band.Much of the "bashing" of TT is due to choices he himself made (or is making). I think he would in some strange way rather be bashed than forgotten, if those were the only alternatives.
I mean that there are people in this forum who are clearly annoyed, based on the votes, about all this AAA nonsense or posting slandering pics without moderating them.
I think Jens, you wrote the rules for this board:If you do decide to stay and participate, you have to remember that the individual people here are responsible for what they post, not the band.
"You have to be severely out of line here to get your posts deleted or get banned. Basically it's a short list: illegal acts, slander, behavior that is extremely annoying to the other posters here (spamming, flooding, whatnot)"
I think it is very strange to write that the band is not responsible of the content of its Official Forum.
I have never seen this anywhere else and I really think you might want to reconsider that because I think the fans see it in a bit different way.
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Re: Should this Forum be overhauled and moderated?
The AFamily does tend to use too many smilies. And, I like smilies! ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
Too many at once crashes my equipment. So, moderation in smiley use, please?
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Re: Should this Forum be overhauled and moderated?
This is the official FAN forum, the band members post here occasionally, and they're responsible for their own posts, and the band is responsible for everything they post on their website, but in no way should Timo Kotipelto or anyone else in the band be held responsible for YOUR actions.Suomirock63 wrote:Only my 2 cents. I don't think it's a good argument to use regarding an Official Internet Forum of a famous band.Much of the "bashing" of TT is due to choices he himself made (or is making). I think he would in some strange way rather be bashed than forgotten, if those were the only alternatives.
I mean that there are people in this forum who are clearly annoyed, based on the votes, about all this AAA nonsense or posting slandering pics without moderating them.
I think Jens, you wrote the rules for this board:If you do decide to stay and participate, you have to remember that the individual people here are responsible for what they post, not the band.
"You have to be severely out of line here to get your posts deleted or get banned. Basically it's a short list: illegal acts, slander, behavior that is extremely annoying to the other posters here (spamming, flooding, whatnot)"
I think it is very strange to write that the band is not responsible of the content of its Official Forum.
I have never seen this anywhere else and I really think you might want to reconsider that because I think the fans see it in a bit different way.
And the "Extreme flooding", I believe, is in reference to something like where A24 filled the entire first page with the same thread.
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Re: Should this Forum be overhauled and moderated?
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It will be a hell to go through all those annoying trolls they have and if people decide to block them why wouldn't they make a dozen more?
I asked Jens about the A-issue after the Cleveland Concert, and he said something to the extent of "It's not just one person, it's actually a bunch of people controlling their own accounts".
Your logic better applies to banning them, because if you ban them, they come back with new accounts. If you ignore them, they're free to post their thoughts for anyone who cares to read.
Yes, very interessting thoughts indeed
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Re: Should this Forum be overhauled and moderated?
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This is ridiculous! How world have so many so many idiots! I cant stand this!
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Re: Should this Forum be overhauled and moderated?
Tough question.
I like the insane form of the forum, and the crazy stuff that goes on here... the place really has character and amongst the insanity we get some pretty intense and thought-provoking discussions going on. The AAAAAAAA collective is a strange one... I find it a fascinating social experiment, really.
Some more regulation would be good I suppose.
I like the insane form of the forum, and the crazy stuff that goes on here... the place really has character and amongst the insanity we get some pretty intense and thought-provoking discussions going on. The AAAAAAAA collective is a strange one... I find it a fascinating social experiment, really.
Some more regulation would be good I suppose.
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Re: Should this Forum be overhauled and moderated?
No Yeah thread...
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Re: Should this Forum be overhauled and moderated?
Really? So if this is not Official Stratovarius Forum, then of course it's a different matter, but the access to this forum is from the Offical Homepage of Stratovarius and to me this looks very much like Official Forum.This is the official FAN forum, the band members post here occasionally, and they're responsible for their own posts, and the band is responsible for everything they post on their website, but in no way should Timo Kotipelto or anyone else in the band be held responsible for YOUR actions.
In that case the band/owner of the Forum is responsible for the content actually. You don't think for example that Nightwish would not moderate their Official Forum in bit different way? Allow "penises" and "microphalluses" in their forum. To me this looks more like childrens playground sometimes:)
But if this is not Official Stratovarius Forum, then of course the band is not responsible for the content.
But I would think that since the members seem to post here, they would at least care about if over half of the people in this vote would like an overhaul of the Forum. Just my 2 cents.
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I really don't care if this forum is moderated or not AS LONG AS I GET MYSELF SOME AVATARS!
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Re: Should this Forum be overhauled and moderated?
You are (I presume) a mentally capable adult who can make your own choices, you are a fan of stratovarius, but not a representative of stratovarius. Jens is not your mother, and is not responsible for your choices in what you post. You make your decisions, we make ours, they make theirs, and the world keeps turning. Get over it.Suomirock63 wrote:Really? So if this is not Official Stratovarius Forum, then of course it's a different matter, but the access to this forum is from the Offical Homepage of Stratovarius and to me this looks very much like Official Forum.This is the official FAN forum, the band members post here occasionally, and they're responsible for their own posts, and the band is responsible for everything they post on their website, but in no way should Timo Kotipelto or anyone else in the band be held responsible for YOUR actions.
In that case the band/owner of the Forum is responsible for the content actually. You don't think for example that Nightwish would not moderate their Official Forum in bit different way? Allow "penises" and "microphalluses" in their forum. To me this looks more like childrens playground sometimes:)
But if this is not Official Stratovarius Forum, then of course the band is not responsible for the content.
But I would think that since the members seem to post here, they would at least care about if over half of the people in this vote would like an overhaul of the Forum. Just my 2 cents.
Re: Should this Forum be overhauled and moderated?
I voted yes. All these guys who are spamming and trolling are really annoying. There is nothing wrong with fun and more, but this is not funny at all.
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Re: Should this Forum be overhauled and moderated?
That is precisely the reason why I left Nightwish forum after about two weeks of posting there.Suomirock63 wrote:You don't think for example that Nightwish would not moderate their Official Forum in bit different way? Allow "penises" and "microphalluses" in their forum.
I'd much rather have a free forum where you can fucking swear and have stuff like Yeah-thread and microphalluses, than one of those neutered police-forums that every other power metal -band seems to have.
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There's two diametrically opposite opinions for you, right there..Mormegil wrote:That is precisely the reason why I left Nightwish forum after about two weeks of posting there.Suomirock63 wrote:You don't think for example that Nightwish would not moderate their Official Forum in bit different way? Allow "penises" and "microphalluses" in their forum.
I'd much rather have a free forum where you can fucking swear and have stuff like Yeah-thread and microphalluses, than one of those neutered police-forums that every other power metal -band seems to have.
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Re: Should this Forum be overhauled and moderated?
GET IN FRONT OF THE PC AND CODE IT NAO! WE DEMAND IT FROM YOU! YOU'RE OUR SLAVE! YOU DO WHAT WHE SAY!
No, just joking, take your time.
No, just joking, take your time.
Re: Should this Forum be overhauled and moderated?
Just give us the option to block peoples posts, that gives even more freedom to people. The friends and foes list thing is a good concept.
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Ragehead91 wrote:GET IN FRONT OF THE PC AND CODE IT NAO! WE DEMAND IT FROM YOU! YOU'RE OUR SLAVE! YOU DO WHAT WHE SAY!
No, just joking, take your time.
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Re: Should this Forum be overhauled and moderated?
+1 on this. Only problem is that he can create a new account and start up with that again (unless we can find a way to block people as well and not just block from post to post).icecab21 wrote:Just give us the option to block peoples posts, that gives even more freedom to people. The friends and foes list thing is a good concept.
Re: Should this Forum be overhauled and moderated?
A9 and A10, the two massive spammers both stopped posting after they said they would, (Disappointing), and yet Ragehead still has his panties in a bunch. Hilarious.Oceansoul324 wrote:+1 on this. Only problem is that he can create a new account and start up with that again (unless we can find a way to block people as well and not just block from post to post).icecab21 wrote:Just give us the option to block peoples posts, that gives even more freedom to people. The friends and foes list thing is a good concept.
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It takes less time to block than to create a account. There are no perfect solutions to problems in a free forum. Every choice has it's pros and cons
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Re: Should this Forum be overhauled and moderated?
Now, it seems to me that these... "A-Folk" need nothing less than a good boot up their ass. I served in 'Nam and let me tell you that such backtalk would have never been tolerated, and if you crashed the officer's computer, well, you'd be lucky if he didn't empty the latrines and shove all your shit right back up your rectum.
Now, I know there's all this bullshit about not having a draft over here in the U S of A, and maybe whatever country he's from doesn't have any good wars to fight, but that's no reason to let these poor children suffer from the ills of lackadaisical forum posting!
God Dammit I think Cantaloupe is burning in the oven...
Affirmative, the cantaloupe is burnt.
Well, there goes dinner, but back to my story. I'm glad I lost my left leg in Nam! God Dammit I fought a million wars just to stay out! I even joined an acting troupe, and traveled the country draft dodging for 7 months, but I was a terrible actor, in fact, there's a story I'd like to tell you about my time in the acting troupe.
Now this was no regular acting troupe, but a bona fide ACTING TROUPE. And hot dayum could those guys act, but as I said, I wasn't too good. Now, let me tell you there was a fellow in this troupe, name by the goes "Jimothy", now Jimothy hated being called "Jim", or "Jimmy", or anything but "Jimothy" really, although I once heard he didn't mind "Bartholomew", but he always was a queer fellow. But the one I really wondered about goed by the name "Samuel", now Samuel, I think we all really wondered about, some of us thought he was a real queer, now one night, I woke up and saw what I thought was Samuel groping another man (Not Jimothy, because Jimothy's had an upper bunk, so access was a touch difficult) but this fellow, and for the life of me I could never remember his name, had the unfortunate fate of a lower bunk, and when I say unfortunate I mean unfortunate,and with what he got, it would have been better if Samuel had been sticking his fat throbbing dick all the way up his ass, because it wasn't Samuel over the bed, but a group of draft enforcers. Needless to say pretty soon after I stirred, so did he, and he panicked, the draft enforcer feller tried to hold him down, but he'd have a none of that, so he started running, and when they figured he was too far to catch, they gunned him down, now I kept my mouth shut and they didn't recognize me, but a few months later I ran into a couple of them going to the toilet at a show, and I guess they were a looking for me because they bound and gagged me and shipped me off to boot camp.
Now, boot camp was a changing experience for me, because you see, I was a lazy FOOL who couldn't act worth shit, and I may not have learned to fight in boot camp, but I sure as hell learned to act. By the time it was time for me to ship out the war was, pretty much over, the commienazis kicked our sorry ass and I was sent over on a plane to get what was left of our troops out.
Now on this plane I was checking off names, and I saw a man by the name of "Jimothy", I took one look at the fellar and realized it wasn't the Jimothy I knew, so I just kept on checkin' names.
Two guys by the name of Jimothy in one lifetime, queer world we live in.
Now... when I got back to the states, and I started an acting career, now I did that for a few years, made some funds, and then got myself promoted to a bag boy at the local grocery store, fancy that!
Now, if you've been paying attention, then you clearly should realize that at this point, the only solution for the "A folk" is to have them defenestrated. For all you youngins that don't know what that word means, suck my testicles, both of them. Clearly this will inspire them with the work ethic to get a real job and become a contributing member of society like I did.
Now, I know there's all this bullshit about not having a draft over here in the U S of A, and maybe whatever country he's from doesn't have any good wars to fight, but that's no reason to let these poor children suffer from the ills of lackadaisical forum posting!
God Dammit I think Cantaloupe is burning in the oven...
Affirmative, the cantaloupe is burnt.
Well, there goes dinner, but back to my story. I'm glad I lost my left leg in Nam! God Dammit I fought a million wars just to stay out! I even joined an acting troupe, and traveled the country draft dodging for 7 months, but I was a terrible actor, in fact, there's a story I'd like to tell you about my time in the acting troupe.
Now this was no regular acting troupe, but a bona fide ACTING TROUPE. And hot dayum could those guys act, but as I said, I wasn't too good. Now, let me tell you there was a fellow in this troupe, name by the goes "Jimothy", now Jimothy hated being called "Jim", or "Jimmy", or anything but "Jimothy" really, although I once heard he didn't mind "Bartholomew", but he always was a queer fellow. But the one I really wondered about goed by the name "Samuel", now Samuel, I think we all really wondered about, some of us thought he was a real queer, now one night, I woke up and saw what I thought was Samuel groping another man (Not Jimothy, because Jimothy's had an upper bunk, so access was a touch difficult) but this fellow, and for the life of me I could never remember his name, had the unfortunate fate of a lower bunk, and when I say unfortunate I mean unfortunate,and with what he got, it would have been better if Samuel had been sticking his fat throbbing dick all the way up his ass, because it wasn't Samuel over the bed, but a group of draft enforcers. Needless to say pretty soon after I stirred, so did he, and he panicked, the draft enforcer feller tried to hold him down, but he'd have a none of that, so he started running, and when they figured he was too far to catch, they gunned him down, now I kept my mouth shut and they didn't recognize me, but a few months later I ran into a couple of them going to the toilet at a show, and I guess they were a looking for me because they bound and gagged me and shipped me off to boot camp.
Now, boot camp was a changing experience for me, because you see, I was a lazy FOOL who couldn't act worth shit, and I may not have learned to fight in boot camp, but I sure as hell learned to act. By the time it was time for me to ship out the war was, pretty much over, the commienazis kicked our sorry ass and I was sent over on a plane to get what was left of our troops out.
Now on this plane I was checking off names, and I saw a man by the name of "Jimothy", I took one look at the fellar and realized it wasn't the Jimothy I knew, so I just kept on checkin' names.
Two guys by the name of Jimothy in one lifetime, queer world we live in.
Now... when I got back to the states, and I started an acting career, now I did that for a few years, made some funds, and then got myself promoted to a bag boy at the local grocery store, fancy that!
Now, if you've been paying attention, then you clearly should realize that at this point, the only solution for the "A folk" is to have them defenestrated. For all you youngins that don't know what that word means, suck my testicles, both of them. Clearly this will inspire them with the work ethic to get a real job and become a contributing member of society like I did.
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How will throwing someone out a window inspire them to pick up work ethic?
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God Dammit boy don't question me boy! Do you know what happened to the last youngin who questioned me?icecab21 wrote:How will throwing someone out a window inspire them to pick up work ethic?
Well it's quite a tale, but it really wouldn't make sense unless I told you how I ended up in a Latvian Hospital, and I guess that dates back to a fight between the missus and I in June of 1984, now, my wife, beautiful gal, married her when I got back from Nam, don't really remember the wedding too well, I was on an odd mix of drugs but the doctors tell me I'll remember it better if I take those drugs again. But then the bastard told me I wouldn't remember it again after I was off the stuff, so I think its all a sham to get me to buy more drugs, but that's what you get with those black doctors. I stopped going to that doctor briefly after that appointment. Next Doctor told me that for the purposes of plausible deniability, I really shouldn't tell him any of the drugs I took, but I think he was a pedorast.
Moral of the story is doctors don't have a damned clue what they're doing.
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toDo you know what happened to the last youngin who questioned me?
toI ended up in a Latvian Hospital
ok...Moral of the story is doctors don't have a damned clue what they're doing.
Re: Should this Forum be overhauled and moderated?
icecab21 wrote:fromtoDo you know what happened to the last youngin who questioned me?
toI ended up in a Latvian Hospital
ok...Moral of the story is doctors don't have a damned clue what they're doing.
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I'm not entirely sure this poster is trying to make sense, but way to hold their feet to the fire Icecab!
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I wouldn't be surprised if this was A10's new nickA crazed Old Man wrote:God Dammit boy don't question me boy! Do you know what happened to the last youngin who questioned me?icecab21 wrote:How will throwing someone out a window inspire them to pick up work ethic?
Well it's quite a tale, but it really wouldn't make sense unless I told you how I ended up in a Latvian Hospital, and I guess that dates back to a fight between the missus and I in June of 1984, now, my wife, beautiful gal, married her when I got back from Nam, don't really remember the wedding too well, I was on an odd mix of drugs but the doctors tell me I'll remember it better if I take those drugs again. But then the bastard told me I wouldn't remember it again after I was off the stuff, so I think its all a sham to get me to buy more drugs, but that's what you get with those black doctors. I stopped going to that doctor briefly after that appointment. Next Doctor told me that for the purposes of plausible deniability, I really shouldn't tell him any of the drugs I took, but I think he was a pedorast.
Moral of the story is doctors don't have a damned clue what they're doing.
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