Nah, it's Johnny Depp trying out for the new Sanaa movie. He's going to wear a fat suit.Rebel wrote:*Headdesk* It's not Tolkki.
It's a parody of Tolkki's fake accounts.browneyedgirl wrote:Nah, it's Johnny Depp trying out for the new Sanaa movie. He's going to wear a fat suit.Rebel wrote:*Headdesk* It's not Tolkki.
If it is Tolkki why doen't he just post under his own name. Didn't Jens give him his posting privileges back some months ago? Or did the dimwit lose them again?
Well, whoever it is, Tolkki or not, he seems to be having fun!Rebel wrote:It's a parody of Tolkki's fake accounts.browneyedgirl wrote:Nah, it's Johnny Depp trying out for the new Saana movie. He's going to wear a fat suit.Rebel wrote:*Headdesk* It's not Tolkki.
If it is Tolkki why doesn't he just post under his own name. Didn't Jens give him his posting privileges back some months ago? Or did the dimwit lose them again?
As long as he doesn't get too frisky. 
What I have heard, from a source very close to Tolkki, is that he is not allowed to even view this forum anymore. It is a clear proof that I am not Timo Tolkki, which is absurd. I am just a simple here here in Suez, Egypt trying to make a decent living and will turn 14 this September. I am into metal with my heart. I have played drums since I was 12 and it was Jorg Michael who inspired me to pursue this as a career, which I will do someday or die trying. My style is a mix between Keith Moon, Jim Gordon, Mike Portnoy, Carl Palmer, John Bonham, Neil Peart, Mitch Mitchell, Phil Taylor, Fred Coury, Matt Jonson, Martin Lopez, Sandy Nelson, Phil Selway, BJ Wilson, Stewart Copeland, and Gavin Harrison.browneyedgirl wrote: If it is Tolkki why doen't he just post under his own name. Didn't Jens give him his posting privileges back some months ago? Or did the dimwit lose them again?
Hello, Mr. Tolkki!Sumerian wrote:What I have heard, from a source very close to Tolkki, is that he is not allowed to even view this forum anymore. It is a clear proof that I am not Timo Tolkki, which is absurd. I am just a simple librarian here in Suez, Egypt trying to make a decent living and will turn 34 this September. I am into metal with my heart. I have played drums since I was 12 and it was Jorg Michael who inspired me to pursue this as a career, which I will do someday or die trying. My style is a mix between Keith Moon, Jim Gordon, Mike Portnoy, Carl Palmer, John Bonham, Neil Peart, Mitch Mitchell, Phil Taylor, Fred Coury, Matt Jonson, Martin Lopez, Sandy Nelson, Phil Selway, BJ Wilson, Stewart Copeland, and Gavin Harrison.browneyedgirl wrote: If it is Tolkki why doen't he just post under his own name. Didn't Jens give him his posting privileges back some months ago? Or did the dimwit lose them again?
Sumerian wrote:I am just a simple librarian here in Suez, Egypt trying to make a decent living and will turn 34 this September.
Sumerian wrote:You did quote me correctly. What you say is clear to make me a fool. I am 34 years old and definitely librarian. I am not a student. You can read my original posting and see for yourself.
Yes, early bird gets worm. So what? I must go to my arithmetic class in one hour. We start very early, here in Egypt.NeverendingAbyss wrote: What time is it in Egypt anyway? It's like 4 or 5 in the morning...
So you are a 14 years old architecture student...from university...Sumerian wrote:Fucking hell, like I say, I am just a university student in a city called Helwan, Egypt where I study architecture. Maybe, I could not expect anything more from the Stratovarius forum, since most of you hate everything Tolkki does.browneyedgirl wrote:NeverendingAbyss wrote:Nice try, Tolkki.We need a high-five smiley!
The resemblance is striking, NA. I think you are on to something.
I am familiar with this for years already, and will not let it bother me. In the end, it is the music that counts...
And what counts is, "In Paradisum" leaves Elysium in the dust. Most of you are realizing that, right now, and it is hard...
Cheers,
Sumerian
I don't think there's an architecture school with 14 years old student looooooooooooooooooooolSumerian wrote:What I have heard, from a source very close to Tolkki, is that he is not allowed to even view this forum anymore. It is a clear proof that I am not Timo Tolkki, which is absurd. I am just a simple here here in Suez, Egypt trying to make a decent living and will turn 14 this September. I am into metal with my heart. I have played drums since I was 12 and it was Jorg Michael who inspired me to pursue this as a career, which I will do someday or die trying. My style is a mix between Keith Moon, Jim Gordon, Mike Portnoy, Carl Palmer, John Bonham, Neil Peart, Mitch Mitchell, Phil Taylor, Fred Coury, Matt Jonson, Martin Lopez, Sandy Nelson, Phil Selway, BJ Wilson, Stewart Copeland, and Gavin Harrison.browneyedgirl wrote: If it is Tolkki why doen't he just post under his own name. Didn't Jens give him his posting privileges back some months ago? Or did the dimwit lose them again?
Great point! if he had been Tolkki it would have been in the very early morn, too. Either he is NOT Tolkki, OR Tolkki is manic again, and not getting any sleep. And, like you say, NA, what 13 year old is going to be up at 4 in the morning in any country.NeverendingAbyss wrote:Sumerian wrote:You did quote me correctly. What you say is clear to make me a fool. I am 34 years old and definitely librarian. I am not a student. You can read my original posting and see for yourself.
What time is it in Egypt anyway? It's like 4 or 5 in the morning...
I remember how back then when In Paradisum's title track was posted you said it sounded like shit.Sumerian wrote:You did not quote me correctly. What you say is a clear lie to make me appear like a fool. I am not 34 years old and definitely no librarian. I am a student. You can read my original posting and see for yourself.
We can see hear what you say about Tolkki, but you felt differently some years ago?browneyedgirl wrote:Great point! if he had been Tolkki it would have been in the very early morn, too. Either he is NOT Tolkki, OR Tolkki is manic again, and not getting any sleep. And, like you say, NA, what 13 year old is going to be up at 4 in the morning in any country.NeverendingAbyss wrote:Sumerian wrote:You did quote me correctly. What you say is clear to make me a fool. I am 34 years old and definitely librarian. I am not a student. You can read my original posting and see for yourself.
What time is it in Egypt anyway? It's like 4 or 5 in the morning...
So, by deductive reasoning, this Sumerian must be from North or South America? Do the math.
Then I will post here all of your letter tomorrow night.I think it should be good fun for the forum. We can all see who is the real browneyedgirl "behind the mask". It is just a fucking typo. Besides, you do not need to be architecture university student to know that Elysium simply does not "measure up" to In Paradisum, which takes the metal world by storm with its ingenuity.Black_Kitty wrote:So you are a 14 years old architecture student...from university...Sumerian wrote:Fucking hell, like I say, I am just a university student in a city called Helwan, Egypt where I study architecture. Maybe, I could not expect anything more from the Stratovarius forum, since most of you hate everything Tolkki does.browneyedgirl wrote:NeverendingAbyss wrote:Nice try, Tolkki.
The resemblance is striking, NA. I think you are on to something.
I am familiar with this for years already, and will not let it bother me. In the end, it is the music that counts...
And what counts is, "In Paradisum" leaves Elysium in the dust. Most of you are realizing that, right now, and it is hard...
Cheers,
Sumerian
:pop:We can see hear what you say about Tolkki, but you felt differently some years ago? Wink Then I will post here all of your letter tomorrow night.I think it should be good fun for the forum. We can all see who is the real browneyedgirl "behind the mask".
:pop: I think everyone knows I'm a deviate, so what's your point? Sumerian wrote:We'll see then. I do pity you, but I may have no choice if you keep writing bullshit about me being Tolkki. Behave yourself and things will be different...
You are pushing things, a bitbrowneyedgirl wrote: Oh, and shut the hell up, asshole. Only Jens has the right to tell people to behave, not you. Who the fuck do you think you are anyway? :heil:
. Sumerian wrote:You are pushing things, a bitbrowneyedgirl wrote: Oh, and shut the hell up, asshole. Only Jens has the right to tell people to behave, not you. Who the fuck do you think you are anyway? :heil:
Maybe you must be taught respect, the hard way?
And like I say, I am just a kid here in Egypt. Nothing more, nothing less.
Sit down and and take it as easy as you can. Don't try to make up plans just now. Paradisium is a good record and so say all of us. You are a jolly good fellow and Beg loves you as we all do. Jaja...Go flush yourself down the toilet.Hubble86 wrote:Sumerian wrote:You are pushing things, a bitbrowneyedgirl wrote: Oh, and shut the hell up, asshole. Only Jens has the right to tell people to behave, not you. Who the fuck do you think you are anyway? :heil:
Maybe you must be taught respect, the hard way?
And like I say, I am just a kid here in Egypt. Nothing more, nothing less.
Jaja. You seem to have gone into a reckless phase. Don't throw away your pills, please!
Oh! You remember! I didn't flush myself last time you were in a phase and I am not doing it now. Try to get some sleep this night. You are overdoing things now...Try to relax I beg you... Sumerian wrote:And it is sad. Very, very sad...
Yes I think he is in a very bad and very, very sad state. Have pity over him. He can't help it!
It is. It must truly be... the beautifullest art in this wide world.Sumerian wrote:Chopin
