Sumerian's Review of "In Paradisum"

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Re: Sumerian's Review of "In Paradisum"

Post by browneyedgirl » Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:33 am

Rebel wrote:*Headdesk* It's not Tolkki.
Nah, it's Johnny Depp trying out for the new Sanaa movie. He's going to wear a fat suit. :D

If it is Tolkki why doen't he just post under his own name. Didn't Jens give him his posting privileges back some months ago? Or did the dimwit lose them again? :shock:

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Re: Sumerian's Review of "In Paradisum"

Post by Rebel » Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:34 am

browneyedgirl wrote:
Rebel wrote:*Headdesk* It's not Tolkki.
Nah, it's Johnny Depp trying out for the new Sanaa movie. He's going to wear a fat suit. :D

If it is Tolkki why doen't he just post under his own name. Didn't Jens give him his posting privileges back some months ago? Or did the dimwit lose them again? :shock:
It's a parody of Tolkki's fake accounts.

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Re: Sumerian's Review of "In Paradisum"

Post by browneyedgirl » Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:45 am

Rebel wrote:
browneyedgirl wrote:
Rebel wrote:*Headdesk* It's not Tolkki.
Nah, it's Johnny Depp trying out for the new Saana movie. He's going to wear a fat suit. :D

If it is Tolkki why doesn't he just post under his own name. Didn't Jens give him his posting privileges back some months ago? Or did the dimwit lose them again? :shock:
It's a parody of Tolkki's fake accounts.
Well, whoever it is, Tolkki or not, he seems to be having fun! 8) As long as he doesn't get too frisky. :roll:

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Re: Sumerian's Review of "In Paradisum"

Post by Sumerian » Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:39 am

browneyedgirl wrote: If it is Tolkki why doen't he just post under his own name. Didn't Jens give him his posting privileges back some months ago? Or did the dimwit lose them again? :shock:
What I have heard, from a source very close to Tolkki, is that he is not allowed to even view this forum anymore. It is a clear proof that I am not Timo Tolkki, which is absurd. I am just a simple here here in Suez, Egypt trying to make a decent living and will turn 14 this September. I am into metal with my heart. I have played drums since I was 12 and it was Jorg Michael who inspired me to pursue this as a career, which I will do someday or die trying. My style is a mix between Keith Moon, Jim Gordon, Mike Portnoy, Carl Palmer, John Bonham, Neil Peart, Mitch Mitchell, Phil Taylor, Fred Coury, Matt Jonson, Martin Lopez, Sandy Nelson, Phil Selway, BJ Wilson, Stewart Copeland, and Gavin Harrison.

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Post by robocop656 » Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:40 am

LOL! The fun on this forum never ends.

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Re: Sumerian's Review of "In Paradisum"

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:47 am

Sumerian wrote:
browneyedgirl wrote: If it is Tolkki why doen't he just post under his own name. Didn't Jens give him his posting privileges back some months ago? Or did the dimwit lose them again? :shock:
What I have heard, from a source very close to Tolkki, is that he is not allowed to even view this forum anymore. It is a clear proof that I am not Timo Tolkki, which is absurd. I am just a simple librarian here in Suez, Egypt trying to make a decent living and will turn 34 this September. I am into metal with my heart. I have played drums since I was 12 and it was Jorg Michael who inspired me to pursue this as a career, which I will do someday or die trying. My style is a mix between Keith Moon, Jim Gordon, Mike Portnoy, Carl Palmer, John Bonham, Neil Peart, Mitch Mitchell, Phil Taylor, Fred Coury, Matt Jonson, Martin Lopez, Sandy Nelson, Phil Selway, BJ Wilson, Stewart Copeland, and Gavin Harrison.
Hello, Mr. Tolkki!
How is the food in Egypt? Did you leave any for the locals? :lol:

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Re: Sumerian's Review of "In Paradisum"

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:51 am

Sumerian wrote:I am just a simple librarian here in Suez, Egypt trying to make a decent living and will turn 34 this September.
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Re: Sumerian's Review of "In Paradisum"

Post by Sumerian » Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:57 am

You did not quote me correctly. What you say is a clear lie to make me appear like a fool. I am not 34 years old and definitely no librarian. I am a student. You can read my original posting and see for yourself.

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Re: Sumerian's Review of "In Paradisum"

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:43 am

Sumerian wrote:You did quote me correctly. What you say is clear to make me a fool. I am 34 years old and definitely librarian. I am not a student. You can read my original posting and see for yourself.
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What time is it in Egypt anyway? It's like 4 or 5 in the morning...

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Post by Sumerian » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:52 am

NeverendingAbyss wrote: What time is it in Egypt anyway? It's like 4 or 5 in the morning...
Yes, early bird gets worm. So what? I must go to my arithmetic class in one hour. We start very early, here in Egypt.

I came here anyway, not to discuss this bullshit. I simply write my honest feelings about Timo Tolkki's latest masterpiece. Fuck off.

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Re: Sumerian's Review of "In Paradisum"

Post by Black_Kitty » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:42 pm

Sumerian wrote:
browneyedgirl wrote:
NeverendingAbyss wrote:Nice try, Tolkki.
:wink: We need a high-five smiley! :)

The resemblance is striking, NA. I think you are on to something. ;)
Fucking hell, like I say, I am just a university student in a city called Helwan, Egypt where I study architecture. Maybe, I could not expect anything more from the Stratovarius forum, since most of you hate everything Tolkki does.

I am familiar with this for years already, and will not let it bother me. In the end, it is the music that counts...

And what counts is, "In Paradisum" leaves Elysium in the dust. Most of you are realizing that, right now, and it is hard... :)

Cheers,
Sumerian
So you are a 14 years old architecture student...from university... :roll: :lol: I don't think there's an architecture school with 14 years old student :roll:

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Re: Sumerian's Review of "In Paradisum"

Post by valo_666 » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:52 pm

Sumerian wrote:
browneyedgirl wrote: If it is Tolkki why doen't he just post under his own name. Didn't Jens give him his posting privileges back some months ago? Or did the dimwit lose them again? :shock:
What I have heard, from a source very close to Tolkki, is that he is not allowed to even view this forum anymore. It is a clear proof that I am not Timo Tolkki, which is absurd. I am just a simple here here in Suez, Egypt trying to make a decent living and will turn 14 this September. I am into metal with my heart. I have played drums since I was 12 and it was Jorg Michael who inspired me to pursue this as a career, which I will do someday or die trying. My style is a mix between Keith Moon, Jim Gordon, Mike Portnoy, Carl Palmer, John Bonham, Neil Peart, Mitch Mitchell, Phil Taylor, Fred Coury, Matt Jonson, Martin Lopez, Sandy Nelson, Phil Selway, BJ Wilson, Stewart Copeland, and Gavin Harrison.
loooooooooooooooooooool :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Sumerian's Review of "In Paradisum"

Post by browneyedgirl » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:56 pm

NeverendingAbyss wrote:
Sumerian wrote:You did quote me correctly. What you say is clear to make me a fool. I am 34 years old and definitely librarian. I am not a student. You can read my original posting and see for yourself.
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What time is it in Egypt anyway? It's like 4 or 5 in the morning...
Great point! if he had been Tolkki it would have been in the very early morn, too. Either he is NOT Tolkki, OR Tolkki is manic again, and not getting any sleep. And, like you say, NA, what 13 year old is going to be up at 4 in the morning in any country. :lol:
So, by deductive reasoning, this Sumerian must be from North or South America? Do the math. :wink:

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Re: Sumerian's Review of "In Paradisum"

Post by Febo » Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:52 pm

Sumerian wrote:You did not quote me correctly. What you say is a clear lie to make me appear like a fool. I am not 34 years old and definitely no librarian. I am a student. You can read my original posting and see for yourself.
I remember how back then when In Paradisum's title track was posted you said it sounded like shit.
You need to double your lithium dose, sir :)

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Re: Sumerian's Review of "In Paradisum"

Post by Sumerian » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:02 pm

browneyedgirl wrote:
NeverendingAbyss wrote:
Sumerian wrote:You did quote me correctly. What you say is clear to make me a fool. I am 34 years old and definitely librarian. I am not a student. You can read my original posting and see for yourself.
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What time is it in Egypt anyway? It's like 4 or 5 in the morning...
Great point! if he had been Tolkki it would have been in the very early morn, too. Either he is NOT Tolkki, OR Tolkki is manic again, and not getting any sleep. And, like you say, NA, what 13 year old is going to be up at 4 in the morning in any country. :lol:
So, by deductive reasoning, this Sumerian must be from North or South America? Do the math. :wink:
We can see hear what you say about Tolkki, but you felt differently some years ago? :wink: Then I will post here all of your letter tomorrow night.I think it should be good fun for the forum. We can all see who is the real browneyedgirl "behind the mask". :)

Black_Kitty wrote:
Sumerian wrote:
browneyedgirl wrote:
NeverendingAbyss wrote:Nice try, Tolkki.
:wink: We need a high-five smiley! :)

The resemblance is striking, NA. I think you are on to something. ;)
Fucking hell, like I say, I am just a university student in a city called Helwan, Egypt where I study architecture. Maybe, I could not expect anything more from the Stratovarius forum, since most of you hate everything Tolkki does.

I am familiar with this for years already, and will not let it bother me. In the end, it is the music that counts...

And what counts is, "In Paradisum" leaves Elysium in the dust. Most of you are realizing that, right now, and it is hard... :)

Cheers,
Sumerian
So you are a 14 years old architecture student...from university... :roll: :lol: I don't think there's an architecture school with 14 years old student :roll:
It is just a fucking typo. Besides, you do not need to be architecture university student to know that Elysium simply does not "measure up" to In Paradisum, which takes the metal world by storm with its ingenuity.

Here we see all the closed minds, that have not yet moved on to Symfonia forum. And it is sad. Very, very sad...

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Re: Sumerian's Review of "In Paradisum"

Post by raindancer » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:08 pm

It is obvious, from writing style of Sumerian that he cannot be Tolkki. Anyone can tell that is true. Only here in Stratovarius forum are there such absurd allegations. Fucking hell....

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Post by browneyedgirl » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:24 pm

We can see hear what you say about Tolkki, but you felt differently some years ago? Wink Then I will post here all of your letter tomorrow night.I think it should be good fun for the forum. We can all see who is the real browneyedgirl "behind the mask".
:pop:
Anything to turn the attention away from you, right? :lol: :lol: :lol:
:pop:

Only the REAL Tolkki would even know I wrote notes, only the real Tolkki would know what was really said. In other words if you are NOT Tolkki, then everything you post will be nothing but lies and bullshit. :lol: :lol: :lol: :pop:
Bring it on! :lol:

Behind the mask? :lol: I think everyone knows I'm a deviate, so what's your point? :lol:
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Post by Sumerian » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:48 pm

We'll see then. I do pity you, but I may have no choice if you keep writing bullshit about me being Tolkki. Behave yourself and things will be different...

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Post by browneyedgirl » Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:01 pm

Sumerian wrote:We'll see then. I do pity you, but I may have no choice if you keep writing bullshit about me being Tolkki. Behave yourself and things will be different...

If you are not Tolkki why do you give a shit what people say anyway?
Oh, and shut the hell up, asshole. Only Jens has the right to tell people to behave, not you. Who the fuck do you think you are anyway? :heil:

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Post by Sumerian » Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:50 pm

browneyedgirl wrote: Oh, and shut the hell up, asshole. Only Jens has the right to tell people to behave, not you. Who the fuck do you think you are anyway? :heil:
You are pushing things, a bit :wink:.
Maybe you must be taught respect, the hard way? :)

And like I say, I am just a kid here in Egypt. Nothing more, nothing less.

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Post by Hubble86 » Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:10 pm

Sumerian wrote:
browneyedgirl wrote: Oh, and shut the hell up, asshole. Only Jens has the right to tell people to behave, not you. Who the fuck do you think you are anyway? :heil:
You are pushing things, a bit :wink:.
Maybe you must be taught respect, the hard way? :)

And like I say, I am just a kid here in Egypt. Nothing more, nothing less.

Jaja. You seem to have gone into a reckless phase. Don't throw away your pills, please! :) Sit down and and take it as easy as you can. Don't try to make up plans just now. Paradisium is a good record and so say all of us. You are a jolly good fellow and Beg loves you as we all do. Jaja...

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Re: Sumerian's Review of "In Paradisum"

Post by Sumerian » Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:06 pm

Hubble86 wrote:
Sumerian wrote:
browneyedgirl wrote: Oh, and shut the hell up, asshole. Only Jens has the right to tell people to behave, not you. Who the fuck do you think you are anyway? :heil:
You are pushing things, a bit :wink:.
Maybe you must be taught respect, the hard way? :)

And like I say, I am just a kid here in Egypt. Nothing more, nothing less.

Jaja. You seem to have gone into a reckless phase. Don't throw away your pills, please! :) Sit down and and take it as easy as you can. Don't try to make up plans just now. Paradisium is a good record and so say all of us. You are a jolly good fellow and Beg loves you as we all do. Jaja...
Go flush yourself down the toilet.

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Post by Hubble86 » Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:44 pm

:) Oh! You remember! I didn't flush myself last time you were in a phase and I am not doing it now. Try to get some sleep this night. You are overdoing things now...Try to relax I beg you...

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:49 pm

Sumerian wrote:And it is sad. Very, very sad...

You mean very, very bad. :)

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Post by Hubble86 » Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:54 pm

:( Yes I think he is in a very bad and very, very sad state. Have pity over him. He can't help it!

Can you please be a little bit charitable, please! :)


For once! :x

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Post by Frederic Chopin » Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:02 am

Sumerian wrote:Chopin
It is. It must truly be... the beautifullest art in this wide world.

I cried when I listened to pilgrim road.. Indeed indeed! so many raw emotions!

I bet he listened to my Op. 27 no. 2... that must be it! :)

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Post by hiro23 » Sat Apr 09, 2011 7:58 am

I guess that's just in my nature, the fact is I really do love both albums and it's my honest opinion.
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Re: Sumerian's Review of "In Paradisum"

Post by Sumerian » Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:47 am

Amazing how worked up everyone can become, when I simply write my opinion. Very interesting.

I can at least say one thing I enjoyed about Elysium. It was not a double disc.

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