Jens, oh, Jens

AGAG · Post by **AGAG** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 1:31 am

Your thumbs are, oh, so strong...

You could, oh, shatter my forearms

And they wouldn't get hurt.

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Derrick Rose · Post by **Derrick Rose** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:30 am

Thumbs! OR else there would be nothing to oppose the rest of the fingers

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:37 am

Fake.

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:38 am

Thumbs are strong---thumbs up, thumb a ride, thumb of tequila, etc.
Pinkies are

you know,

feminine.

Whenever I see a guy holding out his pinkie as he drinks a drink it gives me the creeps!

robocop656 · Post by **robocop656** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:39 am

Ms. Pinky

I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talk back like a lady might do
An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through

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NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:52 am

Jens' penis must be in ashes!

Jerking off? Use lotion!

robocop656 · Post by **robocop656** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:30 am

Don't whack off with exfoliating lotion!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:43 am

Nothing like a nice Jerk Chicken.

With extra jerksauce!!

JezzeZ · Post by **JezzeZ** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 4:12 pm

Thumbs up!

Agustín Barrios Mang · Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:46 pm

Wow, what a surprise, this sounds like shit

Susie · Post by **Susie** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 2:30 am

Agustín Barrios Mangoré wrote:Wow, what a surprise, this sounds like shit

Nah-aaahhhh

hiro23 · Post by **hiro23** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:46 am

Thumbs

tpocain · Post by **tpocain** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:18 pm

AGAG wrote:Your thumbs are, oh, so strong...

You could, oh, shatter my forearms

And they wouldn't get hurt.

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Ohh, the fun you can have with just three notes...\m/

tpocain · Post by **tpocain** » Fri May 25, 2012 9:22 pm

This is the random quote that's on his website right now...

Board the windows, up your car insurance, and don't leave any booze in plain sight. It's St. Patrick's day in Chicago again. The legend has it that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. In fact, he was arrested for drunk driving. The snakes left because people kept throwing up on them.

BWAH-HA-HA-HA! One of my favorite quotes!

NeonVomit · Post by **NeonVomit** » Sat May 26, 2012 12:36 am

It's comforting to know that if I ever have a craving for hallucinogenic narcotics, I can just get my fix by coming on this forum.

brought2ubyletterC · Post by **brought2ubyletterC** » Sat May 26, 2012 10:43 pm

^LOL!

tpocain · Post by **tpocain** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 7:18 am

Southern_Stratofan · Post by **Southern_Stratofan** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 12:29 pm

My thumbs hurt just watching...

brought2ubyletterC · Post by **brought2ubyletterC** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:05 am

That is the best picture ever! Oh, and he also once fixed a computer with nothing more than my saying "this sh*t doesn't work!" I am not the most tech-savvy person.

KÖÖSKI TWIN · Post by **KÖÖSKI TWIN** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:30 pm

HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!

JEANS, THE WEAPON FINGERS

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