Jens, oh, Jens
Your thumbs are, oh, so strong...
You could, oh, shatter my forearms
And they wouldn't get hurt.
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You could, oh, shatter my forearms
And they wouldn't get hurt.
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- Derrick Rose
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Re: Jens, oh, Jens
Thumbs! OR else there would be nothing to oppose the rest of the fingers
- browneyedgirl
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Re: Jens, oh, Jens
Thumbs are strong---thumbs up, thumb a ride, thumb of tequila, etc.
Pinkies are you know, feminine. Whenever I see a guy holding out his pinkie as he drinks a drink it gives me the creeps! :shud: :puke: :fp:
Pinkies are you know, feminine. Whenever I see a guy holding out his pinkie as he drinks a drink it gives me the creeps! :shud: :puke: :fp:
- robocop656
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Re: Jens, oh, Jens
Ms. Pinky
I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talk back like a lady might do
An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through
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I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talk back like a lady might do
An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through
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- NeverendingAbyss
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Re: Jens, oh, Jens
Jens' penis must be in ashes!
Jerking off? Use lotion!
Jerking off? Use lotion!
- robocop656
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Re: Jens, oh, Jens
Don't whack off with exfoliating lotion!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Jens, oh, Jens
Nothing like a nice Jerk Chicken.
With extra jerksauce!!
Re: Jens, oh, Jens
Thumbs up!
JezzeZ a.k.a. CheatUrHead a.k.a. JezzeJezus a.k.a. Tukkajumala a.k.a. Liehuletti a.k.a. Hashis...
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Re: Jens, oh, Jens
Wow, what a surprise, this sounds like shit
Re: Jens, oh, Jens
Ohh, the fun you can have with just three notes...\m/AGAG wrote:Your thumbs are, oh, so strong...
You could, oh, shatter my forearms
And they wouldn't get hurt.
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Tams
Re: Jens, oh, Jens
This is the random quote that's on his website right now...
Board the windows, up your car insurance, and don't leave any booze in plain sight. It's St. Patrick's day in Chicago again. The legend has it that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. In fact, he was arrested for drunk driving. The snakes left because people kept throwing up on them.
BWAH-HA-HA-HA! One of my favorite quotes!
Board the windows, up your car insurance, and don't leave any booze in plain sight. It's St. Patrick's day in Chicago again. The legend has it that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. In fact, he was arrested for drunk driving. The snakes left because people kept throwing up on them.
BWAH-HA-HA-HA! One of my favorite quotes!
Tams
Re: Jens, oh, Jens
It's comforting to know that if I ever have a craving for hallucinogenic narcotics, I can just get my fix by coming on this forum.
"Beneath the freezing sky arrives Winter's Verge..."
http://www.wintersverge.com
I'm going to hell, and loving the ride!
http://www.wintersverge.com
I'm going to hell, and loving the ride!
- brought2ubyletterC
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Re: Jens, oh, Jens
^LOL!
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Re: Jens, oh, Jens
My thumbs hurt just watching...
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Re: Jens, oh, Jens
That is the best picture ever! Oh, and he also once fixed a computer with nothing more than my saying "this sh*t doesn't work!" I am not the most tech-savvy person.
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Re: Jens, oh, Jens
HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!
JEANS, THE WEAPON FINGERS
JEANS, THE WEAPON FINGERS