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Kahlúa is a popular coffee liqueur!

[robocop656]

Try ice 101, 100 proof peppermint schnapps. Its like Christmas in your mouth!

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Oh dear. Are there "No Alcohol-Kaluas" and "100% Peppermintshnapps", without schnapps? Christmas in May? Is that OK? With Rudolph and his red muzzle in the green grass? Schnapppsing 100% Peppermintschnapps?

What sort of schnapps do you prefer?






I love that word SCHNAPPS!

[robocop656]

Well, any type of fruit you like, they probably have a schnapps liquor already available. But schnapps is usually fruity flavored. As for the Christmas in may, well it gets you so drunk you turn into Santa clause! And a non alcoholic coffee cold drink would probably be iced coffee!! Have fun! I usually stick with beer now. Haven't turned into Santa clause for a long time!!

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Raspberryschnapps? Yum yum!


And I think you are a very nice Santa. Even in May...

[robocop656]

Last time I had banana schnapps(99 bananas}, I kept hitting my head off the pavement. I hope you try out the raspberry schnapps!

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Raspberryschnapps retracted! Calici-virus found in the berries! Outrage in Sweden! Can't trust alcohol as viruskiller...

Going bananas. (99)

[robocop656]

Test the goats for shnappes. Maybe kööski will know more!

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Kööski? Kööski doesn't know a thing about goats. He is a journalist. Haha!
Goat-aliens are allergic to raspberries and that knows everyone. Except Kööski.

[fuck]

I'm in love with goats
This morning I had a bowl of oats
Cheese of the goats down our throats
Put them all in a lake, they floats

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Thank you for the rhymes!


But!


I don't like a single goat,

They try to gobble up all my oat,

The only thing they are good for is Tzatzikisause,

And with that geggamojja, I will stuff my throat.

[fuck]

I'm eating poop
Drain all the Turds and put it in a soup
You won't find these lyrics in a jazz group
Now it's time to go back in the chicken coop

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Oh, you thought you made a scoop,

When you told us about your poop,

But it was no news at all,

To hear about your fuck, your pee and your shitball...

[AAAAAAAAAA]

My eyes! My fucking eyes!

[robocop656]

Eat a pizza
So obese I've got amnesia
To get me off the couch they'll need spinal anesthesia
Defecating on the carpet, an idea

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Defecating must be a bad idea,

If you are not visiting North Korea,

But there you can gladly orea,

Since they gave you both Gonorrhea,

And Diarrhoea...

in the Kim Jong un pizzerea...

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My eyes! My fucking eyes!

What is fucking wrong with your fucking eyes?

[fuck]

All I want to do is kiss
Put me in a state of total bliss
My cock emerging from the abyss
In a few years we'll reminisce


I'm obsessed with butts
Let me all up in your guts
Explode all over with these nuts
Look at my penis, it's covered in cuts


I cut jello into cubes
And I'm obsessed with your boobs
My face laid across your fallopian tubes
Somebody should shave your pubes

[Stratowarius 3.0]

Little to gross even for you is it not? Do not forget that you are Gay and not are interested in girls bobs and tubes.

I ask you again have you no other interest than gaysex so keep to that.

[fuck]

Maybe I want to touch a pussy

Maybe I want to experience fully

Maybe I want to be straight purely

Maybe I want to think impurely

[Hubble86]

:crazy1: :cyclop: :shud: :errrr: :comfort:

[fuck]

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[Hubble86]

[Hubble86]

I'm all Sunshine and Rainbows and Death Metal and Shit.

Dick Butt.

[fuck]

[fuck]

There's a baby in my ass
Titties as hard as glass
Forgot to mow the grass
In need of a pregnancy class

[Kööski]

You only get six or seven chances with me. That is it.


Dick Butt.

[Hubble86]

There was a man from Berlin,

His arse was made out of tin,

It was sharp like a knife,

Ja, so said his wife,

And used it to sharpen her pin.

[fuck]

The man had a huge penis
He was like Hubble, a genius
When they see us
We'll take a shuttle bus
To the earth's crust
Meanwhile in Berlin
They only think of penis

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