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Kahlúa is a popular coffee liqueur!
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Try ice 101, 100 proof peppermint schnapps. Its like Christmas in your mouth!
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Oh dear. Are there "No Alcohol-Kaluas" and "100% Peppermintshnapps", without schnapps? Christmas in May? Is that OK? With Rudolph and his red muzzle in the green grass? Schnapppsing 100% Peppermintschnapps?
What sort of schnapps do you prefer?
I love that word SCHNAPPS!
What sort of schnapps do you prefer?
I love that word SCHNAPPS!
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Well, any type of fruit you like, they probably have a schnapps liquor already available. But schnapps is usually fruity flavored. As for the Christmas in may, well it gets you so drunk you turn into Santa clause! And a non alcoholic coffee cold drink would probably be iced coffee!! Have fun! I usually stick with beer now. Haven't turned into Santa clause for a long time!!
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Raspberryschnapps? Yum yum!
And I think you are a very nice Santa. Even in May...
And I think you are a very nice Santa. Even in May...
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Last time I had banana schnapps(99 bananas}, I kept hitting my head off the pavement. I hope you try out the raspberry schnapps!
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Raspberryschnapps retracted! Calici-virus found in the berries! Outrage in Sweden! Can't trust alcohol as viruskiller...
Going bananas. (99)
Going bananas. (99)
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Test the goats for shnappes. Maybe kööski will know more!
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Kööski? Kööski doesn't know a thing about goats. He is a journalist. Haha!
Goat-aliens are allergic to raspberries and that knows everyone. Except Kööski.
Goat-aliens are allergic to raspberries and that knows everyone. Except Kööski.
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I'm in love with goats
This morning I had a bowl of oats
Cheese of the goats down our throats
Put them all in a lake, they floats
This morning I had a bowl of oats
Cheese of the goats down our throats
Put them all in a lake, they floats
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Thank you for the rhymes!
But!
I don't like a single goat,
They try to gobble up all my oat,
The only thing they are good for is Tzatzikisause,
And with that geggamojja, I will stuff my throat.
But!
I don't like a single goat,
They try to gobble up all my oat,
The only thing they are good for is Tzatzikisause,
And with that geggamojja, I will stuff my throat.
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I'm eating poop
Drain all the Turds and put it in a soup
You won't find these lyrics in a jazz group
Now it's time to go back in the chicken coop
Drain all the Turds and put it in a soup
You won't find these lyrics in a jazz group
Now it's time to go back in the chicken coop
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Oh, you thought you made a scoop,
When you told us about your poop,
But it was no news at all,
To hear about your fuck, your pee and your shitball...
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My eyes! My fucking eyes!
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Eat a pizza
So obese I've got amnesia
To get me off the couch they'll need spinal anesthesia
Defecating on the carpet, an idea
So obese I've got amnesia
To get me off the couch they'll need spinal anesthesia
Defecating on the carpet, an idea
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Defecating must be a bad idea,
If you are not visiting North Korea,
But there you can gladly orea,
Since they gave you both Gonorrhea,
And Diarrhoea...
in the Kim Jong un pizzerea...
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What is fucking wrong with your fucking eyes?AAAAAAAAAA wrote:My eyes! My fucking eyes!
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All I want to do is kiss
Put me in a state of total bliss
My cock emerging from the abyss
In a few years we'll reminisce
I'm obsessed with butts
Let me all up in your guts
Explode all over with these nuts
Look at my penis, it's covered in cuts
I cut jello into cubes
And I'm obsessed with your boobs
My face laid across your fallopian tubes
Somebody should shave your pubes
Put me in a state of total bliss
My cock emerging from the abyss
In a few years we'll reminisce
I'm obsessed with butts
Let me all up in your guts
Explode all over with these nuts
Look at my penis, it's covered in cuts
I cut jello into cubes
And I'm obsessed with your boobs
My face laid across your fallopian tubes
Somebody should shave your pubes
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Little to gross even for you is it not? Do not forget that you are Gay and not are interested in girls bobs and tubes.
I ask you again have you no other interest than gaysex so keep to that.
I ask you again have you no other interest than gaysex so keep to that.
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Maybe I want to touch a pussy
Maybe I want to experience fully
Maybe I want to be straight purely
Maybe I want to think impurely
Maybe I want to experience fully
Maybe I want to be straight purely
Maybe I want to think impurely
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I'm all Sunshine and Rainbows and Death Metal and Shit.
Dick Butt.
Dick Butt.
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There's a baby in my ass
Titties as hard as glass
Forgot to mow the grass
In need of a pregnancy class
Titties as hard as glass
Forgot to mow the grass
In need of a pregnancy class
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You only get six or seven chances with me. That is it.
Dick Butt.
Dick Butt.
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There was a man from Berlin,
His arse was made out of tin,
It was sharp like a knife,
Ja, so said his wife,
And used it to sharpen her pin.
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The man had a huge penis
He was like Hubble, a genius
When they see us
We'll take a shuttle bus
To the earth's crust
Meanwhile in Berlin
They only think of penis
He was like Hubble, a genius
When they see us
We'll take a shuttle bus
To the earth's crust
Meanwhile in Berlin
They only think of penis